I can’t believe they’re not taking into consideration the fact that Mrs. Met just left him for a guy with a giant jai alai ball for a head.

He seems... tightly wound.

Hey, it took 26 months from Watergate break-in to resignation, and about the same time from Warren Harding’s signing the Teapot Dome executive order to his dying in disgrace.

I’d call her the Atlanta Falcons of politics (don’t forget her implausibly losing to Obama in 2008) but only if the Falcons lost after scoring a few more points than the Patriots but not in the special bonus quarter.

I am familiar with ASL and I think he said they’re trading for Greg Bird.

(just finished watching, looking for a place to reply) Those two were as dull as dishwater, and I feel like apologizing to dishwater. The non-main-arc (Thanksgiving, anthology of New Yorkers meeting at the theater) was great and I wish could be a series unto itself. As they say, there are eight million stories in the…

UPDATE: 7 runs in 4 IP against the up-until-now-struggling Orioles, ERA at 6.52.

Damn, I was hoping for some Groundskeeper Willie-level cult deprogramming footage.

My first question would have been “So the Finals are still to come, Commissioner? Oh thank the Lord, I thought they canceled the season after the Conference Finals and nobody told me.”

Well, I know what issue just rocketed to #2 on the GOP agenda, right behind stripping vulture chicks of health insurance

By this point in their decrepitude they should have graduated to Mobility Scooter Sports or In County Lockup Due to Terroristic Threat Sports

More like Spagnullified

Maybe Bill Plympton was just getting tired of drawing him

Hey, props to him for bucking tradition and not surrendering.

It is weird that the GOP re-took and maintained Congress during the Obama years with the simple slogan: Fucking Die, Already

I imagine that the death-by-1000-cruelties method is that which keeps him interested in the job. Whenever his interest starts flagging, his advisers remind him that disabled children are about to have their adaptive aid budget gutted, or that nobody will be around to investigative sexual harassment, or that…

(Notre Dame fight song plays over PA system, further disorienting him)

Later that night, he went on to glass a lassie and kick a big punter in the nuts at the team’s favorite bar.

Look, I haven’t the time now, but if you could put up two separate stories when each comes off the suspension I might be able to develop my position paper on the brawl by then. Thank you, THANK YOU guys for giving me the previous 11 opportunities to comment on it, and I promise to take advantage of the 12th or 13th.

Dumbshits whose names are acronyms, ranked.