He sold his child to a minor 30s film studio founded by Joseph Kennedy?

This reminds me of a very 70s Doonesbury, where DJ Mark is interviewing a celebrity who just signed a book deal, is on a stadium tour, and has two hourlong network specials pending. Mark asks him what he does, and he can’t remember.

I think the ‘Stros, during their drain-the-stadium years, had one five-run comeback in about a decade, and have had 4 this year. They were something like 0-643 when down 6 in the 8th inning.

The Jerry Lewis Film Festival is ramping up?

He will be replaced in the draw by Minime Haheartyhandshake

“French, Open” -- from a 1966 Playboy article about Roger Vadim’s marriage to Jane Fonda.

And now, Gillette presents a Street Fighter II tournament from Tashkent, Uzbekistan, but with Nationals and Giants players subbing in for Chun Li and E. Honda and such.

He’s already at -1 LAR (Leagues Above Replacement) (the USFL)

Well, if two people had identical WAR’s, and one’s wins enabled his team to squeak into the playoffs, and the other’s wins enabled his team to finish 15 games out instead of 25 games out..

For a minute I thought she called Joe Frazier a gorilla.

The real upset is when Zack Cozart edges out Bryce Harper thanks to his superlative defense for a 90-loss Reds team.

This really opens up the AL MVP race for whoever has the next best WAR  regardless of where his team is in the standings.

You really have to go back to the Harding administration (just watch the Boardwalk Empire season with Christopher McDonald) to find incompetence, pettiness and venality this breathtaking. Difference is Warren G. didn’t have a nuclear arsenal.

I think I’m ready for the Legislature to not be a syndedoche* for Texas.

The Astros were both 6 runs down and 6 runs up in the same game against the Twins, won 16-8, are now 36-16.

The receptionist at Interstate Concrete Extruders is currently wondering what the fuck that raving lunatic claiming to be an elected official was on about.

Hey, my Grandpa wore a teddy like that when he stormed the black sands of Iwo Jima.

Hey, my Grandpa wore a teddy like that when he stormed the black sands of Iwo Jima.

“Frei: Arbeiten Nicht” -- German Headline

HOLY SHIT THE TOPS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE’S HEADS ARE MISSING

I need to go to that all-night party Perkins that sells booze.