If you’re referring to my reaction to that oblivious cubicle-lady with the over-loud personal phone conversations, then yes. Hockey, not so much.

If you’re wondering where you’ve heard of the city of Channelview before, it was the place where the rival cheerleader mom hitman plot took place. Hopefully they gave out a “most likely to leave this fucked-up one-horse town” award to a smart kid.

Look at it this way, if he had anything useful to contribute, he wouldn’t still be employed at ESPN.

Butterfly pose. Swan pose. Weasel pose (bend at the hips, reach for passport)

FOr all the late 30somethings/40somethings out there:

Tampa: 26,000? We’ve done that

Tell that old bat her feet are pro-gay marriage and she’ll never walk anywhere ever again.

“In the cavalcade of esports that can and will continue until the inevitable heat death of the universe..” Holy shit, I can’t believe the heat death of the universe happens in the next three months

I want to read the shorter “Texans’ D hates Brock Osweiler” article that will timely emerge in 2021 or some shit.

Michael Bennett was unavailable for a key play because he noticed that a Texas A&M student paper sportswriter he butted heads with in 2005 had retweeted something wack and was pressed into responding.

When your primary endorsement is a tiny Stephen A. Smith living in your stomach and loudly squawking for beef jerky, I can see how a creeping endorsement-envy could affect the locker-room.

Don’t go giving Gillette new sponsorship ideas.

“Your franchise has all the momentum of a runaway freight train. What makes your coaching style so popular?”

So are they getting Michael T. Flynn to show up, and will the results be legally binding?

Which begs the question: do any of the teams 2 through 16 think they’re drafting anyone with the upside of Curry (Monk, maybe?) or will they just be pleasantly surprised if that once-in-a-decade thing happens?

I don’t think it’s even a matter of getting an alpha superstar, there’s no Pippen scenario because none of the teams in question have any sort of plan or infrastructure or sense they were even getting better. Maybe the BUcks, but they’re drafting like 18 or something.

I’ve no doubt they’re all talented, but is there one crappy team drafting whose fortunes are going to be instantly or even non-instantly reversed by the selection of a quality lottery pick? Or are they just rearranging deck chairs on a boat that’s like a non-sinking but still pretty cruddy Titanic?

Panik was about to say something but then sucked on a towel, rich with nutrients.

Maybe I’m just not as excited about the draft as I used to me, but I don’t

Maybe it’ll gain sentience and kill itself.