Hey, I remember when the Eastern Conference was good, coincidentally I’m 198 years old.

Subway: where winners (and these two wastes of space) eat.

It’s no Musburger v. Carlos/Smith, but let’s give Calkins the right answer/wrong reasoning award: to engage with Star Trek energy cloud of blustery hype SAS (insofar as anything you do, attention-wise, makes him stronger) is a sign of some faulty thought processes.

Quick question: was he the deciding/determining vote if a 4-4 decision meant the circuit court decision (striking down the districts) was kept in place?

“Let they who are against this decision striking down North Carolina’s discriminatory gerrymandering speak now or forever hold their peace.”

This dynamic has a fine lineage.. still-active fossil Brent Musberger, as a young man, famously called out the 1968 fist-raisers in Mexico City and didn’t apologize in the intervening 45+ years:

It’s like, at what POINT is Endora’s mischief going to be thwarted in the episode? Will Darren figure it out, or is Samantha’s witchly intervention required?

It’s true, we’ve been very Chopper Command and Kaboom-oriented until now.

He thought it would light a fire under LaMarcus Aldridge, but all that happened is that LaMarcus caught fire, and not in a good way, like being unable to miss a shot, but in a bad way, like actually being immolated.

♫ ‘Where’s Annie?,’ he said, and smiled in his special way ♫
 

Why should Boomers have all the fun on marooned waste-filled cruise boats in the middle of the ocean

How has Phil Jackson not traded for Zaza Patchoulia

(LeBron James, in the off-season, photographed on a yacht paid for by Adam Silver’s office christened the “Game Three Tank”)

Interesting use of the word history, 33 years ago today I made history by breaking my own personal high score on Keystone Kapers for the Atari 2600.

As opposed to Swish Klank which is a tribute to Shaquille O’Neal’s career free throw percentage.

Penguins destroyed the capital of Canada? Is this from the minds that brought us Strange Brew? Oh, it’s a hockey post.

“We’re not getting pageviews on our own, and Mr. Gillette is PISSED!”

I don’t know why the Cubs bothered, at this point additional 0-for-3's by Schwarber really don’t impact his miserable batting average THAT much.

Top Google search: antidote + polonium

Why bring down just the one candidate when you can bring down both.