Al Swearingen and Mr. Wu fined $39.8 million using the same scale.

I joke about Rob Deer a lot but the most he ever struck out in a season was 186 times, since surpassed about 50 times by modern players. Joey Gallo, if he gets more at-bats (move him to leadoff, the Kyle Schwarber way!), could get to 250, which is not surprising since he fans over 50% of the time he doesn’t draw a…

Where’s Annie?, but done as a song in the style of El Debarge’s Who’s Johnny?

Everton? That preppy dude from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

Maybe it’ll be seamless like the 31 different dogs used in Punky Brewster.

This is like complaining that a huge Milli Vanilli fan, in an act of defiance after their chicanery was exposed, bought The Remix Album.

As a backup, the Bucs shouldn’t give him a Microsoft tablet or a clipboard; he’ll quickly get bored with taking football-related notes and start designing new land war plans for Southeast Asia*.

It’s just like when Emma Samms replaced Pamela Sue Martin as Fallon Carrington Colby on Dynasty.

Gonna need that team of kids to row the clan’s boat/man the shrapnel cannons when we hit Waterworld in 2040.

But our premise is.. what if Travis Bickle was functionally illiterate and wrote letters instead of keeping a diary?

Once hunky Lyle Waggoner crash-landed there, all bets were off.

It’s Marston-canon!

OH NO JOKE FACT-CHECKED! And 12th is GREAT for a new stadium, and only likely to get **much better** as the novelty wears off for a 95-loss team!

[Braves lose Freeman for 3 months] [conclude series with Blue Jays]

Once it moved on from Laura’s killer and Windom Earle (the actor who played him recently appeared in The Expanse) came in, it provided a good rush to the finish, and the last two episodes and the denouement are fantastic.

I don’t know, prison with Wiener looks fun.

Shades of Suzi Quatro/Nicolette Larsen*!

I thought the unanimity of dong usage was part of a larger “type headlines like a concussed 5-year-old” motif

I’m so old I remember him without a mustache, when they’d only get played on Headbangers’ Ball.

Just wait until they meet in the playoffs In the Year 2525.