It is both terrible and excellent

Same way. Everything about how the car looks burns my eyes.

I was prepared to hate it, but I love it. Needs Cadillac badges all around to complete the madness. I love the fact that it has a rear “porch” that starts in the cabin and goes all the way through to the spoiler to house all the intercoolers and radiators—that just augments the madness of the awesome segmented…

he can’t beat the Warriors alone

I’m ready for a bell bottom comeback!

The Jags can’t run, but they can Hyde. 

No one said subtracting an ingredient would save you money. Just that there isn’t a charge for doing so. Also, don’t say sammich.

I don’t disagree with you. But prior to Theresa Saldana and Rebecca Schaeffer, it wasn’t even given that much weight. I’m old enough to remember people thinking Saldana was being a little dramatic about what happened to her, and she was stabbed nearly to death.

The point of buying $125 million estates is to buy tacky $125 million estates Hamilton. I’m not buying this as an investment, I’m buying this to show the world that I can buy a tacky AF $125 million home and still have more money than the teeming, benighted masses.

Exactly. Same here. And I’m 53!

Same. It was over ten years ago and it still sends me into a panic if I see him. 4 or so years ago I found out that he worked at the gas station I frequent. Now I only frequent it in the day if his car isn’t there.

I had a guy figure out my public transit route. And where I worked. Fucking awful.

Nope. They are still together, and looking even more alike than ever now that Joe is sporting a beard.  

Being stalked is incredibly terrifying, especially for girls and women. I’ve been there and you just can’t relax. Ever. 

Karlie Kloss Kushner.

Look at all these humblebraggers in the comments...ladidaah...ya’ll...

Ordinarily, my instinct would be to deny anyone who uses the term “snowflake,” but this substitution is truly bullshit. Asking for substitutions in a soup or stew is some next-level lousy customering.

In this day and age, there is ZERO reason to have a physical disc. Don’t consoles require you download a huge amount anyway? Screw it, just go full digital. Welcome to 2018

“Hornliness” is now definitely a word I use.