So, my daughter is going to be wasting two minutes every single day waiting on the camera? Yeah, no. She can have her iPhone XS Max and like it.

Wait, Joe Arpaio is not white?! No effing way.

Looks like some YouTube engineers are going back to... well, here:

A little. One night about this time last year, I lost my phone. It was only missing for twenty minutes, and would have been locked when I left it behind, but I remote wiped it anyway. Then I decided to see what would happen without having LastPass or 2FA. Let me tell you that is the reason to be paranoid.

there’s no excuse for not spending a few minutes to get your accounts in order.

Pretty much. We didn’t learn the proper definitions until junior high, and for half of my classmates that was way too late.

My jacked cousin eats herpes for breakfast.

Not getting your shot a week or two earlier may have been your problem.

Well, it is hard to know the difference of flu v. cold.

Sign me up. I loathe Bimmers, but if push came to shove—oh, alright—then I would drive this barge if it meant more Xanax, more whining and dining, and moar! wine.

Does anybody know if most nervous flyers are control freaks? I don’t get why you’d be nervous. Everything is out of your control, so let go.

Now, competitors have a certain amount of motivation to build rival products or strike deals with manufacturers to pre-install existing software.

Me, too. I even read the headline as “Ancient Alien Ship...” then wondered what nonsense the article was discussing. I was even watching Norsemen on Netflix today, which should have swayed me, but, nope, the alien bits won out.

Taking two fast balls for strikes is a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for him.

Where? It’s gotta be one of the countries that requires military service.

Yeah, but how many sacks will he have in the other 14 or 15 games not against the Raiders?

Haute take: sports proves men are more into celebrity gossip than women.

ESPN had this quote of hers from somewhere:

Like soccer, if only America’s best athletes would take up shuffleboard.

Mmm, quoi sans, c’est magnifique!