My initial response was, “Facebook makes a watch, and they named one Red Table Talk? I really don’t understand any. thing. any. more. Let today show that today is the day I am officially old.”

At least Hollywood Life made their Mel B blunder interesting:

“What’s the most damage he can do in three minutes driving it over for me?” she said when her revolting, but soon to be divorced husband made his offer to drive it over from the auto shop three blocks to leave for her. She had her answer when she spied the damage he’d done where the steering wheel meets steering…

DYammMmn, it’s been a looooooOooo0ong time since I have seen this. Wow. Just wow. The things one forgets, and then how quickly all those things are recalled. At once. Overwhelming.

Yup, Earth’s water will drain to Mars via a wormhole that’s below the crust. The plug is sorta like the Death Star’s fatal weakness, but the plug’s schematics weren’t in the database on Scarif. Some had thought it in the Marianas trench, but so far that appears to be wrong. Personally, I think the plug is underneath…

Just the way SNL interjected their relationship into the show. If I had been Pete, I would not have allowed the way it went down, or I would have gone off-script (and lost my job cuz Lorne is a fucking prick about that).

The butthurt is strong with this one.

Oh, I see. Thank you for the correction. I should know better than to make declarative conclusions on things I barely follow.

I called them splitsville when SNL aired its season premier. That was not cool.

Not these two. She’s been in been show business since she was a kid. When did she have time to work on her relationship skills? Same goes for him. Well, I mean, about making time. He’s been on record that he’s hardly dated because he thought he was so screwed up for so long. So, yeah, these two are relatively very…

Well, getting traded was always Plan B once he realized nobody on this team cares like he does from the owner to the front office to the coach to the players. All they care about, respectively, is the appearance of caring, keeping their jobs, saving his job, and Fornite? Fuck if anybody knows the last one.

Yeah, but that’s only because there aren’t any adults here.

This is a recent phenomena. Very recent.

Because then you never really truly enjoy a Super Bowl. GTFO.

But you didn’t have two recent SB wins preceding that. You had one AFC title game before reaching back 20+ for your last SB win/game, which is Rover537's point. He’s relishing those SB wins and living off scraps and whatever tasty morsels land in front of him now. He’s savoring Barkley. Before his rookie contract is…

Good luck with that. 2019's QB picks are slim to none. Everybody knew that back in March except the Giants. Maybe one of the 2019 class develops into a pretty damn good NFL QB but as to which one? Yeah, like I said, good luck with that.

Hi, Hazel!

What’s so hard to understand? It was clearly an ad for Kumho tires. A car went down a ramp, was trampolined up to the top of a building and then twisted about in the air a couple times and landed in the back parking lot on all fours without moving an inch upon landing.

Jimmy Fallon is super-talented.

FWIW, the examples you picked here—saving any of them would have been incredible—but the issue I have with them esp. when compared to the last video, the save, is that the keeper invariably hesitates. Hesitating means a lack of information or too much info. Trying to manage all that in a mere second is difficult.