About 10 years ago here in Texas we had the whole marriage protection act referendum. I took my kids with me when I voted against it. My older son was 8, and at the time one of the boys on his team was deaf and had been adopted from Asia by two men, one deaf and one hearing. So as we are waiting in line to vote, my…

lol Parent Pants.

That is golden!

OMG YES! I was at my sister in law’s recently and we were looking through a bridal magazine with her daughters. One of the photographs included 2 brides getting married. One of her kids (age 4) asked why there were 2 brides in that picture. My SiL responded “well you know how ‘so-and-so in your class has 2 mommies?’…

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At London Pride, the American flag led off the whole parade as I wept red, white, and blue tears while feeling something approaching patriotism for the first time in my life.

Unpopular opinion: I love Paris Hilton and she is living her best life. Girlfriend gets it and has been riding that train since the early 2000s.

HEY NOW YOU’RE AT THE ALTAR GET YOUR GAY ON, GO PLAY
HEY NOW YOU’RE A GAY GROOM, GET YOUR MARRIAGE ON, GET LAID

Jesus, Mark. To think we’d see this day and have the President of the United States celebrate with us. So far from the ghost of Reagan.

The only “Watcher” who matters.

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That’s great. My dad did something along the same lines. When I lived in AL, I was big into the community theatre scene, and just before I moved I was in a production of 1776. For whatever reason, the part of the delegate from NY state wasn’t cast, and the opening night was quickly approaching, so the director asked…

When I was little, my younger sister and I were in dance and we had a holiday recital called “The Night Before Christmas.” The older brother of one of our fellow dancers had been cast as the part of Santa, who was very important as he was in the background of almost every dance and played the male dancer part in a few…

That’s also why I hated Tori Amos’ Professional Widow. She just tore down a grieving woman so her fangirl heart wouldn’t have to blame Kurt Cobain for his suicide.

People are so quick to criticize her that they forget all of the positive things that she’s done:

Would it surprise you to learn that Tilda Swinton was made of pure sunshine?

Why the fucking fuck does “rape rape” Whoopi still have a fucking career?!? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Literally no one (except for maybe Trump) says dumber, more obtuse fucked up shit in the history of idiot famous people. Why does no one call for her head on a stick like we love to do when someone sticks a…

Right? I have yet to hear of a person who claims to have been 100% heterosexual until that one discussion in school about same-sex relationships that swung the pendulum the other way.