There are like a couple of Northerners on here - some expats. A handful of Scots and a fair few people from down south and from Ireland. We all look out for each other and recognise comments immediately. Because we like talk in code hehe. See ya around.! Getcha brows on, love.

My son, 7.

Here’s my makeup, which is most of my costume - I have a poofy 50s skirt and sweater set on to complete it, in black - I’m a 50s Vampire Housewife :)

I AM THE MURDERCORN

I posted this in a different thread yesterday, but here are my costumes from both this year and last year. (I’m making up for a Baptist childhood with no Halloweens.)

The truth is out there...

Master chief & wolverine

Normally I keep my kids off the internet but I’m so proud of how cute they are. My husband spent weeks making our three year old costume. My oldest is not pictured, he was too excited to stay still!

This is last year but they have the same costumes. Once my husband gets up we will be Gomez and Morticia to hand out candy.

Yay! I was hoping there would be a place to post my little guy! I love the “side-eye” he’s giving me here.

I work in an art store, so I dressed up as Frida Khalo.

I’m very sad because I can’t eat candy at all. But on the plus side, i’m home from the hospital for Halloween! And cancer-free! Yay!!!!

Am a wooly too. From Skem originally. Me, you and Daniel Craig eh! Forever wooly.

Images from People Against The White Moose Cafe...

I do not draw upon my brows because they are ginger-blonde like Boris Becker. I use a mid brown mascara brush on the hairs (not skin) or dye them with Strictly for men beard version like Dita Von tease. Colouring in looks ridiculous to me. My native city of Liverpool calls them “scouse brows”. Great on Frank N Furter.…

this looks great and is not too much, though I would say to get one of those plastic Full Lips things to make your lips bigger.

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?

Wowowowow. I never heard of this guy until my best friend called me today and told me how he met (among others) Christian Day at a party of Salem elite LITERALLY LAST NIGHT. he got taken to this party by this guy he wanted to make out with and the guy’s brother (a voodoo priest, I think) WHO USED TO DATE CHRISTIAN…