Arrrr dem brows are boss like! haha! Thanks for the heads up and the follow :) see ya round larrr

Who’d have thought I’d find a fellow wool right here on Jez! made up! :)

I live in a town that used to be a very busy port hundreds of years ago. I live near the canal where many dockers died, right next to a haunted museum (although I have never seen anything at the museum) the apartment I lived in was waterfront and quite a few strange things happened there. I lived alone and was…

Starred for Scouse Brows...from a wooly back lol

I keep picturing Babs in this Mall Basement, wondering around wistfully on the cobbles in an old costume, alone; greeting imaginary shopkeepers cheerily “Good Morning Ronnie! how’s your wife? You have any of that delicious frozen yogurt for me today?” then she helps herself...to the frozen yogurt she bought yesterday,…

Haha! I have so much second hand embarrassment reading it now but I loved it when I was 13.

Yesss! I wholeheartedly recommend it too!

Has anybody seen that god awful horror movie starring Pink and Shannyn Sossoman? I’d be up for a rave in the Catacombs providing some asshole in a goatmask didnt try to murder me; but an overninght stay? nope. No thank you!

Legit just snorted! She looks like a deacesed relation of Old Gregg.

I needed to read this, I was so tempted to respond to these assholes, but you are absolutely right and I am just tired of seeing this shit all the time. What kind of monster spends their free time attacking rape victims on the internet? There is absolutely no point in trying to have a conversation with these annoymous…

Yes to them narrowing the already narrow pool of women who will ever marry them.

Is it me or does Victoria Beckham look like ‘Stories from the city, stories from the sea’ era PJ Harvey here?

Thank you :) Yeah it did... I hate how it ended arrgghh. But you are right Brie Larson is awesome and why has no one made a Princess Valhalla Hawkwind spin-off? a post feminist princess who rides a unicorn?! erm would throw all my money at that!

Yes except you have to watch them living a whole new life without you. The relationships dead and in most cases the idea of who this person is; this new, weird unfamilar version of the person you used to love is walking around living their best life and you feel broken, then shame for feeling broken. Oh god it sucks…

Hahahaha! All the stars for Drop Dead Gorgeous!

The hat was to discguise the fact that Kye was actually her FRIEND Gayle from University. Like they actually knew eachother and Gayle just wore a bathing suit and put her hair up inside a bobble hat and suddenly she’s unrecognizable.

This happened in my hometown ha! can confirm it’s as insane as it sounds. I still don’t get it?! fairly certain if I rocked up to work in a bobble hat and some men’s clothes my colleagues of TWO YEARS would still recognize me.

“So like much of art, it only makes sense to people who are overdramatic and wrong in the head.” Made me lol hard and is the perfect reasoning behind my love of Sylvia Plath at 16 and my hatred of ‘The Bell Jar’ after trying to revisit it 13 years later in a much better head space with way less angst. Thanks for the…

Can report the same thing. Flares are not yet a thing in England, its still high waisted skinny’s ripped at the knee or Mom Jeans.

Twice i have been unknowingly on the same street as Angelina in separate countries and been totally oblivious to the fact. Still haunts me to this day...What could have been?! probably some really awkward and embarrassing mumbling and zero eye contact (from me), but still I was robbed of my dream man! its like the…