to be fair...

I posted the same question on another thread! My bet: bun of contrition.

Oh GOD, I vividly remember staring at that pic of Mary. J back in the day and thinking it was just the most beautiful get up I’d ever seen.

Good call! Looooove that movie! I can almost go straight for Angelina Jolie circa 1999...

Remember that scene in “Gia”, when Angelina’s dressed in outladish clothes in a scuzzy background on the streets, jonesing for a fix?

Change her name to Becky

Rachel became a self-hating white person who turned against other whites

She was pretty awesome in Big Love. Haughty to the extreme, in a very FLDS way.

I love this high school pic of her.

#NotAllArtStudentsButJustKiddingNoReallyAllArtStudentsLikeALLOfThem

Because she’s art school given human form.

Maybe they thought he was the writer for “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails.
“Find me whoever wrote ‘Closer!’ He says he wants to fuck me like an animal. He’s our guy!”

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

Yeah, nothing says talented, intelligent and conscious of her celebrity like hawking Smart Water, skin care products and posing naked for magazines to show everyone how much she works out when she’s staying at home doing nothing.

Say what you will about Jolie, but she has a social conscience, gives a shitload of her…

Vince Vaughn was pretty okay for a minute a while back, but John Mayer? Bleerrrhghghuughgh. I mean, the List Of Things I’d Rather Fuck Than John Mayer is long, my friend, and it includes “pile of rusty bottle caps” and “dildo made of frozen Spam and road salt.”

Blair Waldorf singing “Lovefool” while pregnant with Seth Cohen’s baby.
Someone obviously got their hands on my fanfic...

Sometimes a rolled up hundred dollar bill just isn’t fancy enough.

Tom Hardy: making straight men and gay women question their orientations since 2010.

“You’re either gonna get it, or you’re not gonna get it.”