Well, thanks for enlightening us, Dave Coulier! But would she go down on you in a theater?

Grace Dent gloriously wrapped up the whole story with this piece. She’s in fine form

I have two notable yearbook appearances. One is the photo that was taken when I was voted “most unique” female by my class. So very unique, as you can see. This was 1997 and I was taking full advantage of access to elephant leg jeans and pairing them with thrift store paisley.

It was a turbulent decade known as the 80s. A time before tweezers and ghds

mine isn’t bad, really. i mean i had the same glasses everyone had in the 90s and there is a mysterious red mark on my arm and i think i look about 12 but i LOVED my hair (no bangs anymore, fortunately) and felt so grown up in my mom’s pearls. though as a photographer now—shame on this guy for not having me turn my…

dark af

Please say there’s a prize because this is something I can win.

I actually love my senior pictures but it’s a little eye rolley that in insisted my horse be a part of them

I dont have a yearbook photo because I dont think we did them, but this is my twin sister and me at the leavers prom thing when we were 16 (UK so go to sixth form after this).

I’m late, as usual. And I don’t know where my senior portrait is, but here is a completely obnoxious picture from my senior year of high school (1996-7). My friends and I were *those* teenagers- pretentious, artsy, overly confident in our intelligence and creativity. We would dress weird, hang out at coffee shops…

First off, I went to an arts highschool okay. The green came from putting a black hair rinse on top of blonde hair. Cringiest part: the fake rose the photogs make you cradle and stare lovingly at.

Here’s a picture of a picture in my mother’s living room (I’m visiting). As you can see, they did the soft focus lens but left in my fly always.

I didn’t do senior pics... but we did have ID’s like every year... Unless the pic of me at my first ever anime con the day after graduation counts lol.

What did poor Chudney do to deserve that name, tho?

Also I love Donald Trump’s confidence. He always has the courage to say what he’s thinking, no matter what everyone else thinks.

“@DianaRoss joins Twitter, opts out of following daughter-in-law Ashlee Simpson”

Expecting a new baby? How passe. I prefer old babies. Old babies give you a Werther’s Original and then take you out to dinner at the buffet at 4 o’clock.