Hmm, I need to know more about the Great Schism that brought about two competing Welly Throwing associations. A fight over the infallibility of the Welly pontiff? A reform movement rebelling against the Welly orthodoxy? Were families split asunder?

I’m not convinced that the findings of this study make a particularly strong case against school uniforms. The point is taken that girls feel that being in uniform makes them a target, but I do think that adult men who engage in street harassment will harass young girls whether they’re wearing school uniforms with…

There’s so much here I don’t know where to start.  Also $24.99 is a great price point to express your dislike of people, just in time for the holidays!!

Ooo that pillbox would be perfect for storing my collection of miscellaneous, unlabeled prescription pills that were not prescribed to me.

Is there one where Chumps hair comes alive at night and has oodles of escapades as it jumps off his head and scampers around the Oh So Very White House? Running amok in the kitchen, doing gymnastics in the Lincoln Bedroom, and climbing onto any ladies lap as it emulates a pampered lapdog? Just don’t let the hair get…

It’s time to embrace the fact that we’ve become a failed state. We had a good run. There’s no shame in 2 and a half centuries of growth.  Granted, we never fulfilled our promise of being an egalitarian society, but at least we showed up for the race.  If it’s any solace, the sun is going to burn out in a few billion…

Julia Roberts radiates “get the fuck away from me” vibes, which is an aesthetic I actually deeply admire.

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

This would be radical and beautiful. Transform the notion of family.

I’m so about alternate family situations.

this needs more stars!

What if women who wanted kids started matching and entering into civil partnerships with other women who want kids (straight women too?) And joining single mom/civil mom co-ops? I mean . . . don’t we already do this de facto? So many husbands/dads out there only have minimal involvement by his choice. What if we just…

“The unfortunate tendency toward self-absorption that’s resulted from my lifelong feud with myself...”

“Since a startling brush with violent suicidal ideation at age 12, the isolating and sadly crucial science of preventing myself from lying on the floor in a fetal position and never getting back up has been my life’s most invisible work.”

And it’s not like Immigration Court is a smooth process, even in the best of times, much less when you’re asking a 3-year old, who should be finger painting or pouring a bowl of spaghetti over their head, to do what most adults hope never to encounter

He should have bought a dick camera. 

Being civil, turning the other cheek, staying respectful, etc. are elements of the same, naive, ridiculous aspiration of the Left: as long as we stay true to our values, advocate for equality, and stay civil, everything will turn out in our favor because we were the better person.

A pissed off Emma:

His own religion is going to kick him out.