“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

Also bear in mind that the United States is the only country not to ratify the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which states that “a child shall not be separated from his or her parents against their will.” 

I can’t say that I am sorry this abusive, terrifying and completely evil man can’t hurt anyone ever again.

I’m not sorry he died. Is that really a bad thing to think/say? Sadly, I don’t think anything besides his death would have prevented him from abusing more women.

I find myself not generally upset that he’s dead considering what a tremendous piece of shit he was in life.

Trying to slip his Jesusing between jokes about poop is the “put a pill in hamburger” of acceptance speeches.

Well, yeah. You wouldn’t want your skin to get too brown, after all.

I like this game. I would build hospitals in underserved areas that focus on preventative care and women’s health including abortion procedures. I would fund high-quality daycare facilities in inner cities that include family counseling and job training for single parents. I would also be the bail money fairy for…

I am so sad. That fact that Eric was the one that found him makes this doubly devastating.

I know that many aren’t really fans here, but I loved Anthony Bourdain. I read his book many years ago and related to him so deeply. A person that also struggled with drugs and depression. This makes me really sad.

This is hitting me hard this morning and I’m still trying to come to grips. I’m currently doing the work to try to get a handle on my depression and it’s so fucking hard. And it’s expensive and time consuming and draining! But I’m hoping there is light on the other side. But when I hear about Anthony and Kate Spade,…

Like Dave Chappelle, Kanye rises above the boring and repetitive platitudes that his industry cranks out year after year. That’s why he’s so interesting. That’s why he’s so popular. On a subconscious level, at the very least, his fans know that his mind is his own. Agree with him or not, that is very unique and very…

Kanyes new T-Day exhibition at MOMA.

The way he shook his head behind her when he knew she got it wrong

Jeff Goldblum wasn’t reading from a script he was simply trying to warn us all

Life is not precious, it just is. Sometimes life grows inside of you and you want it out, maybe northern ireland will understand that soon.

This is disgusting—I can’t think of a clearer case of placing an undue burden on women’s right to abortion. The law is clearly unconstitutional, and here we see the first glimpses of the lasting impact of an administration like Trump’s—let this be a lesson as we go into this fall and 2020 thereafter. Elections fucking…

The kids are all right.

They are beautiful. Quick—someone come help me find my own Neville Longbottom, whom I can marry in a garden. He can probs identify all the plants!

Okay, I’ll be that person. Neville Longbottom was a Gryffindor, not a Hufflepuff.