I hope someone bought Psalm “P is for Pterodactyl.” It seems to be all the rage at baby showers. 

I think I would be too afraid of getting a bad rating by my Uber driver to use this feature (personally I’m mostly indifferent to the chitchat because it rarely happens in Boston because we hate people). It’s at the point where if a driver assaulted me I would probably rate them 5 stars and tip before calling the…

I told my husband a while ago that maybe we should seriously consider leaving the U.S. at some point. We could probably go to Israel (not my top pick), but we don’t really have transferable-skills (our legal fields aren’t relevant abroad) and immigration laws are tough. If I did have the chance to leave I would be…

Pregnant with Baby #1 now and I’m hoping that “real moms” aren’t like what I see on TV and in social media, i.e. puritanical cunts, “wine swilling jokes,” and shrill martyrs to motherhood. 

“The House Judiciary Committee is planning a long-overdue hearing on the rise of white nationalism”

Maybe Khloe should follow the advice of many grandmas and find herself a “nice Jewish boy” instead of another basketball player. I don’t think the athletes are working out too well for her.

I wonder if the level of vitriol in our government and its spread across the country plays a factor too. I quit Facebook and all TV news in 2017 and only use Instagram sparingly to mainly look at puppy and kitty photos. I’m much happier now. 

Ads for paper dresses of the 1960s commonly boasted that they could be worn “as many as six times,” and were sold from between $1 and $20 depending on the fiber

I am pregnant now and, if I decide to learn the gender before the birth, I am planning on telling everyone that I don’t know to avoid the inevitable gifts of pink princess shit and the like. Also, I am definitely getting the unicorn rocking horse I saw at Pottery Barn Kids - gender be damned. And maybe the dinosaur…

I read that when King won Best in Show people booed and I feel really bad for King now. Poor doggie doesn’t understand.

My work has on-site daycare and with my employee discount I could enroll my kid (if I had one) at a bargain price of $27k per year. I doubt I could afford to have more than one child and older people with their “it all works out” advice don’t have a clue what it costs to raise a kid in the 21st century.

I think the media is running away with this story (or I am missing information). The party bringing the suit has likely requested similar subpoenas for many, many people who signed contracts with Fyre. I would think that evidence of payment to other people or entities would be useful if you’re trying to figure out…

“That’s ascribing human characteristics on wild animals, which is anthropomorphism.”

Man who infamously hates homosexuals is actually a homosexual. NOT SURPRISED. Maybe he should enroll himself in one of those conversion camps he’s so fond of. 

This is not sexual abuse. This is rape. Full stop. That poor woman and her baby. Everyone has their own end-of-life preferences, but this reminds me that I should look into what medical directives I could put in a living will now in case of an unexpected catastrophe. The Harvard brain bank needs my brain more than me.

My New Year’s Resolution:

I’ve wondered these past few years if she truly wants to perform or release music anymore or if there’s outside pressure for her to keep working. I remember a TV special years ago in which the interviewer asked her if she sees herself performing in her 50's like Madonna and she had this horrified cringe on her face at…

I, as an American working in immigration law, would also like to be left alone in Canada.

This is a Netflix documentary I would watch. It would be so much better than Making a Murderer season 2.

Can someone please direct me to an organization(s) that provides assistance to women and girls needing abortions - regardless of how they ended up pregnant? An organization that predominantly serves women with low-incomes and limited access to abortion clinics (i.e. red states) would be great.