I just deactivated my Facebook account (I’ve had it since it was called THE Facebook, so it’s a big deal) because I couldn’t handle all the crazy alt-right Trump supporters anymore. I’ve been driven away, probably permanently, because my faith in basic human decency and rational thought is crumbling. I’ll be looking…

Thank you Bobby. I need something bright in my life right now, and national treasure Celine Dion is it.

Didn’t click on the article. Maybe she really does have serious medical issues?

I still have no idea what “swatching” is and why I should care about it.

I live in Boston and I like to think that we’re a pretty tolerant city. This makes me sad. All the news makes me sad nowadays. There is cake in the staff kitchen and I just lobbed a bunch of pure frosting on a plate and ate my feelings. No regrets.

Whenever I feel sad I look at a picture of my Petunia. I hope she brings you some comfort in these dark days and reminds you that there is still some good in this world.

I’ve noticed that I only had to deal with cat-calling on a regular basis when I was a minor or in college. After that...it’s very rare for it to happen to me. Creepy much?

Reasons like this are why I would never report a sexual assault because I have little faith that anything would be done about it. Also, there’s the chance a police officer would shoot me dead if I made the mistake of running towards him for protection from my attacker.

To be fair, he likes cats, so that works in his favor.

XO Jane had plenty of problems, but their It Happened To Me column produced some crazy articles. Oh, and that woman contributor who worked in Hollywood in a wardrobe department had the BEST fashion and makeup advice.

I was so torn between being horrified and chuckling. My black humor has no boundaries.

I figured it out! I was confused because I didn’t see the comment in the gray (from a crazy person) - I only saw a comment about dismissing people and thought the person was saying I should be dismissed. My bad! But that guy in the gray is nuts.

Oy, I didn’t see the full comment because it was in the grays and I got confused. But I was called an atheist asshole by some dude (I’m a practicing Jew, which is kinda funny). I think the upcoming solar eclipse is making people crazy.

Go right ahead! I dismissed the other guy just now. Thanks for the helpful tip!

Actually I am a practicing Jew. We Jews are known for our unique sense of humor (side effect of being shit on for thousands of years in my opinion, but that’s just my take).

Oooooooh! I didn’t see the other comment. I only saw yours. I was so confused and thinking, “What the hell did I do? Did I really cross a line?” Never mind my pissed off rant. Not for you and I’m sorry!!!

So, this is totally unrelated, but I was just called a disrespectful asshole in one of my earlier comments because I joked that there should be a Flying Spaghetti Monster outfit at the (possibly) religion-themed Met Gala next year and I need to share this. Was this troll behavior? Maybe he/she is a Pastefarian?

Way harsh, Tai. I was obviously joking. I wouldn’t equate “asshole” with mentioning a Flying Spaghetti Monster outfit, but I’m sorry if you are a pastefarian and you were offended (or if you’re into Egyptian gods or if you take criticism of the Met Gala as a personal insult or if the Trump dig got to you). I didn’t…

I believe I do but I am like a wild pony when it comes to technology. I can’t be restrained. Although I think I would dismiss the shit out of an auto-capitalized “Preaident Trump.”

If no one dresses as the Flying Spaghetti Monster than it’s not worth going to. Also, Apple just auto-capitalized Flying Spaghetti Monster so you know it’s a legit religion. I’d also be on the lookout for someone dressed as Anubis.