Oprah “whipped up some cauliflower.” Girl, we know you had your private chef do that and there’s no way you would buy the meals you’re selling.

Although then all the vampire/zombies can come out during the day to eat us (don’t want the Strain; it’s horrible).

I didn’t watch/read the news yesterday, went to yogasculpt after work, got home and turned it on and was OMFG WTF happened today?! What DEFCOM level are we at?! Then I thought, I don’t think I could locate Guam on a map and felt bad. Now I’m considering blissful ignorance; it’s less stressful. Maybe I’ll just check…

David Letterman always gave me an “ick” feeling. I remember when he did an interview with Emma Watson when she was like 19 or something and showed everyone a picture where the wind on the red carpet exposed her underwear. Who does that to anyone, let alone a teenager?!

Costco makes me nervous (all big stores give me anxiety - Target, etc. there’s TOO much there and I get overwhelmed) but I would venture there for a 4 pack of Halo top.

Halo Top is fucking delicious and I don’t care about whatever chemicals are in it. Birthday Cake is my favorite flavor. Haters gonna hate!

Anyone ever tried Fabletics? Is it comparable to Lululemon or Athleta?

I would suggest finding a psychiatrist in the psychiatry department at a reputable hospital (and I would be very surprised if the one you are seeing works in a hospital). I see a psychiatrist and a psychologist at a hospital (granted, I admit that I am lucky because it is Mass. General Hospital). Having two doctors…

I’m obviously not a medical professional, but I do have bipolar disorder, and I wonder if she would benefit from seeing a psychiatrist and a psychologist. I see both, one for CBT sessions and one for medication. I have also been in a DBT group. CBT and DBT are great and may be worth exploring. I’ve been inpatient at a…

I don’t wear heels and sometimes I don’t wear make up to work. I give legal advice to doctors. I should be fired stat! No one should take me seriously!

I think, and I could be wrong here because I took Crim Law a long time ago, that Massachusetts is one of the states that has involuntary manslaughter and that was what she was found guilty of. Obviously I’m not an expert and I don’t know who Charles Clymer is, but I wonder if he mentioned involuntary as opposed to…

Is assisted suicide a crime? Just curious.

Dammit! As a city gal, I still think I was close! I need to watch some more Animal Planet.

Anytime I read the words that come out of Trump’s mouth I respond exactly like this possum...run away right off a cliff.

I didn’t watch the trailer but why is Charlie Sheen here? What studio was like, “You know what this movie needs, Charlie Sheen! What a sensitive man!”

I feel like the term “wellness” is a double-edged sword. On one hand, as the columnist in NYT Magazine writes, it’s like “diet” repackaged. It can be militant - give up sugar, never eat processed foods, exercise everyday and you will look like [insert lithe model]. There’s a lot of shame in not eating a “clean” diet.…

JUSTICE! But seriously, this couple...

I’m sure the “accidental” fire in the future will conveniently only affect his portrait.

If we have a son, my husband wants to name him Axel Rosenberg. He will be the coolest kid in Hebrew school.