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Unrelated...everyone share their craziest subway experience. Go!

Mr. Handsome may be the most handsome, but I think my Petunia is a beauty queen.

Unrelated, but my husband and I still think that Richard got robbed in the first season of GBBO.

I bought my friend a stuffed unicorn named Sparkle Farts and it farts and speaks in a British accent. This was an excellent purchase in my opinion.

Just curious, if a non-Jewish artist created art depicting the horrors of the Holocaust, would it be cultural appropriation? Can a non-Syrian create art showing the plight of Syrian refugees? Where do we draw the line? Or can white people only create art about tragedies befalling white people? Would we be having this

Yeah, agreed. But some of his movies were dope, so I’ll give him that - The Martian and The Talented Mr. Ripley being two of my favorites. Dude can act, maybe not Oscar worthy, but he’s better than 99% of us plebs.

So, I didn’t watch the trailer, but is this a movie about Matt Damon needing to be rescued, because movies about Matt Damon being rescued are about as common as movies about Tom Hanks always failing at traveling.

Beyonce and Missy Elliot rank higher than Patti Smith?! What type of tomfoolery is this?!

My Jewish ass ain’t schlepping over there, that’s for sure.

I just...don’t get it. Are they putting the dead fetus back up the vagina or something? Does the fetus come back to life like a zombie? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

So...do they just put the dead fetus back up the vagina? Is it like some Walking Dead zombie fetus brought back to life?

All the stars to you!

I dunno...I feel like the Democratic Party didn’t pay enough attention to a large group of Americans - people whose communities have seen steep economic declines as manufacturing and other types of blue collar work disappeared and then had a big rise in opioid addiction...people who were angry and looking for someone

The glory of the Thong Song can never be replicated.

True story - I was in a therapy group and one of the women said her brother, who has mental health issues, pulled a knife (but wasn’t threatening to harm her - he was just waving it around and yelling). She didn’t call 911 because she didn’t want him to be killed. So she was left to herself to try and calm him down

Halo Top is too delicious to care about the ingredients. Everything is giving us cancer so why not live it up?

Dammit. I am the basic bitch who wears Lululemon to yoga classes. I drink the kool-aid.

I just can’t anymore. I have bipolar disorder and, trust me, if there was a way to avoid it I would have done it by now. It sucks. Do they not hear the words coming out of their mouths???

I know. Don’t they have jobs? Why waste all this time arguing?

Ha. I was born Catholic and got out of it as fast as I could. Reform Jew now. Christians seem to be full of hatred and judgment these days.