princessmonstertruck
PrincessMonsterTruck
princessmonstertruck

Well, people did vote to have their healthcare taken away. Give it to them. Maybe America needs to fail before we can pick ourselves up again (I am in an apathetic depressed mood right now).

It is a shitty restaurant. Give me one restaurant that does a type of cuisine well than a mediocre one that tries to do everything.

Am I the only one who doesn’t like Cheesecake Factory? I don’t like chain restaurants. I don’t like restaurants with books as menus. I would rather go to a restaurant that does one type of cuisine well than a restaurant that does multi-cuisines at a mediocre level. Plus, I expect that you’re just paying for frozen

Heaven forbid you have to fly commercial first class with the unwashed masses.

Thank you for some good news today. I feel like crawling back into bed.

I appreciate your black humor while still saying this was a shitty shitty thing that happened, regardless of your political party.

This gonna be good...

Time to break these out for my next mani pedi...

One time I was at the grocery store and there was an older man sweeping the floor and he turned and said to me, “sweeping is women’s work.” When I replied that I don’t sweep he said, “I was just trying to get you to smile.” Double whammy!

I mean, if my cat can learn about gun safety (this is a real book on Amazon!), I think this dude has no excuse.

True Story: I worked at an immigration law firm and one of our clients, who just happens to be a POC, was jaywalking in Atlanta and he got tackled by multiple police officers and arrested. The guy is an internationally renowned Oxford historian.

My husband knows a guy who is an ICE agent and he is so racist he won’t even eat Mexican food. Really?!

True Story: My parent’s friends were on this show and they ended up with a PIRATE SHIP in their living room. They had to spend so much money redecorating.

I think with minors they need to have a parent or family member to take them, but for adults they are on their own. Shitty ICE. Shitty government. She should at LEAST get a hearing before an immigration judge. If she got a hearing she could at least prove extreme hardship if she were deported, I believe.

If I were rich I would rock that cat robe like it was nobody’s business. I’ll have to settle for my crazy cat shirt (I will also state that Taylor Swift has this pattern in a bathrobe which makes me feel cool, sadly)

There’s a minute amount of cuddle time before it’s time to wipe down the sex blanket (yes, Mr. PrincessMonsterTruck and I have a “sex blanket” that we wash occasionally. We are disgusting).

Dear Rex,

He needs to get on the “cleansing oil” bandwagon. I haven’t looked back since I ditched shampoo and conditioner.

I work as an immigration advisor for a major Boston hospital and I have an Iranian doctor on a flight to Boston right now. Reports are that CBP is letting people out of detention there. She might actually get into the U.S. despite the ban. Suck it Trump!

On a somewhat related note, I have an Iranian doctor heading to Boston on a flight right now and, based on what CBP there is doing, she might actually get admitted. Suck it Trump!