This makes me so happy since xoJane is now done. They had a great beauty section.

Half of me knows this was not the most constructive response, but the other half of me thinks this guy was doing the Lord’s work

Goddamn it right in the feels.

Ah, the joys of bipolar disorder (sarcasm - I suffer as well and I do bi-weekly doctor’s appointments, psychiatrist appointments, the occasional hospitalization, bulimia on top of it all - I have asthma too!). I pray that you don’t lose your coverage. It’s such a misunderstood condition. I wish you the best.

Oh please, oh please, oh please let there be more information released

It’s the White House bathed in the blood of his enemies

How much I want the Buzzfeed article to be true and for information about Orange Cheeto to be released to the public...

I just made a joke this morning on Facebook about how I can’t afford to raise more than one child given how much it costs and, of course, immediately started a mommy war with people with 1+ children. That’s great that they’ve found a way to afford more, but I could never afford to spend $50k a year in daycare for two…

At my wedding (not bat mitzvah although I’m not sure which would be worse) I was dropped in my Jewish chair lift. I’m glad I didn’t have a videographer.

Believing anything promoted by anyone related to the Kardashians?

“Being expelled is really a life-changing punishment,”

I just spent twenty minutes googling how an American lawyer can become a Candian lawyer...just as a back up plan

I mean, her boobs can predict the weather, so I believe this.

It is very very wrong of me to want her to become the next ISIS target. I am a horrible person. Her fake, Stepford wife personality makes me grind my teeth every time I hear her on the news. I secretly think she might be a robot.

So when I went to school I distinctly remember being told the camps were concentration camps, not “internment” camps. Is the U.S. afraid to say they had concentration camps so they adopted this alternative term, or is there a difference between a concentration and an internment camp? off topic a bit i know...

You know the year is fucked when Kanye starts to seem like a rational human being. I’m going back into my bunker until 2016 is over. I welcome comrades bearing cats or booze.

Shit, we may as well get fancy now.

For each shitty, sad article I am going to throw in a cute animal comment in an attempt to preserve everyone’s sanity.

I feel like 2016 is America’s punishment for the myriad of bad things we’ve done in the past. We have been smited.