I want to give you all the stars in the galaxy for posting this gem. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

On my wedding day I got dropped from my chair while everyone danced the hora. I can see the logic in skipping the wedding.

Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…

I feel like he’s the U.S. version of Rob Ford, but much less funny

I’ve been ungreyed too! I feel so official now.

More importantly, what is this glorious instrument and how do I get one?!

My biggest accomplishment last night was drinking rose and eating cookies for dinner (no shame). A 19 year old is better at adulting than I will ever be.

This plus the story about the 7 year old boy who tried to sell his teddy bear for food has crushed my soul. I’m going to imagine a world of puppies for a little while now.

I will watch the shit out of this.

I wish Obama could serve a third term

I do H-1B visas for doctors for a living. The H-1B visa has problems but it is not for cheap labor. I just did one for a radiologist making $300k. He’s one of the best in the world.

This is a beautiful article but my mind can’t get over the litter because I’m an asshole who’s seen the commercial with the crying Native American too many times.

Question - aren’t all forms of birth control free courtesy of Obama (unless you’re a douche like Hobby Lobby)? Who still pays for birth control?

Although I’m not a big Kanye fan, he seems to genuinely love his wife. I’m rooting for those two crazy kids.

“I want to get rid of the disabled from this world.”

I would need so many drugs to attend a political convention.

JFC I nearly wet my pants seeing that

Am I the only one who thought the Z on the flag was a swastika for a second? Mind, I don’t really care about the shirt. Just curious.

a mass shooting in Congress.

I am very hurt by comments that it is the family’s fault for letting their child get too close to the water. Parents can turn their back on their child for seconds and something like this could happen. My little brother died because my mom left my 6 year old brother in the backyard for a few minutes to make him lunch.…