I think this lion is doing a spot on drunk-Christina impersonation. And I want to party with her.

I think he needs a pee-your-pants scare to see how he likes it. Tables turned. Justice served.

Who are those people???

I fucking love Lululemon and I am not ashamed. I do hot yoga, bootcamp, run marathons in the winter, so I need stuff that can take a serious beating. Their stuff is legit. I have a 4 year old pair of leggings that still look brand new and haven’t lost their elasticity at all.

This love web only ends in one thing: herpes.

AWWWWW YEEEEAAAH!

Did anyone else watch the Pope in the U.S. and go “Dammit kids (and adults)! Put your phones away and get them out of the poor man’s face!” They only saw him through their iPhone camera lens.

I told my husband with a 100% straight face that if he ever killed anyone I would help him hide the body. That’s real love 4LIFE

I salute this woman. She is my hero.

SHUT IT DOWN RBG! SHUT.IT.DOWN.

some things that I find disgusting:

I literally just read a case in Family Law last night (from 1980!) saying that you can’t take a child away from the parent/guardian because the couple are lesbians. It should get reversed on appeal. It still sucks ass that they’re separated. It’s sad that this issue was ruled on nearly 40 years ago and there are yet…

I am still obsessed with Sleigh Bells. I listen to Infinity Gutars and Crown on the Ground on a regular basis when I go running. Sooooo good.

So...does she wear blackface? Or a really extreme tan, which she probably gets to look black, which is really the same thing as blackface. I hate this bitch and her white privilege.

He better look under the bed before he goes to bed at night. She is Pennywise level of crazy.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS MOMENT.

TBH, I’d be totally down for the fake belly bump because I love looking ridiculous (except for last night in my law class when I involuntarily farted and everyone around me could hear it; at least it didn’t smell).

BUT HOW DO YOU WASH THEM? I picture a sea of blood in my washing machine. Also, isn’t this basically just a fancy diaper?

Thinking about him having to admit to committing a felony on job applications, being precluded from professional licenses, and having shitty housing options is really boosting my mood this morning. I think this may even be worse than a jail sentence with no sex offender registration. Although I do wonder if putting a…

Interesting article. Thanks!