Cute video but Dove smells like a chemical slushie that burns my nose. It smells seriously bad. Although I did buy the spray deodorant recently and I like it a lot (no more white streaks on my black clothes! Really!)

Restaurants are literally the worst place to work. This doesn’t surprise me. When I was in college I worked as a server and the amount of times people came to work with colds and and the flu is staggering. Getting a day off that wasn’t scheduled was basically a no-go.

These poor kids are just incredibly, incredibly unlucky given that millions of people swim in the ocean and only a tiny, tiny amount get bitten by a shark. A lot of of these victims are usually doing an activity that increases their likelihood of coming into contact with sharks - but, even still, getting bitten is…

NONE OF THESE PETS LOOK ANYTHING LIKE CELEBRITIES AND I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

OMG THAT TONGUE THAT FACE MUST SMOOSH IT AND LOVE IT!!!

Tom Hanks could learn something from watching Chris Lilley’s Angry Boys.

More Boston Basic Facts:

I’m so lazy about doing chores that I iron my tops with a hair straightener while I’m getting ready in the morning. Mr. PrincessMonsterTruck is on his own.

Ooooh Hillary wasn’t included in Bill’s “Happy Birthday” tweet. Oh snap!

Immediately thought of this song:

The only variation on a mimosa that I like is at a place I go to for brunch that serves mimosas with grey goose vodka added in. It’s basically champagne and vodka splashed with OJ. That’s how I roll on a Sunday.

The ultimate insult is calling the pilot “basic.” Normcore was so 2014.

YOU GUYS MY STORY GOT PICKED AND I AM SO EXCITED!

This is an insult to John Stamos!

Me thinks this man needs to look up the definition of “communism.”

You know that awkward moment when you’re in the bathroom and you know the person in the next stall is probably pooping but stopped when you came in and is now just sitting silently on the toilet? That makes me hurry up in the bathroom so that that poor girl can get back to pooping.

I’m 5’7” like her (according to Google anyways) and was so concerned about weighing about 150lbs at my doctor’s appointment last week. My doctor said that I was perfectly healthy weighing 150-160 and even if I went over that a bit it’s not a big deal unless health problems start becoming an issue. I look at pictures…

YES IT IS! 70% of reviewers on Amazon give it 5 stars.

“Ironically, she’s the one who’s been to prison.”

making a joke you guys...obviously there are plenty of reasons why someone can’t sustain an erection that can have nothing to do with libido