You’re welcome.

Well, if that’s true, then the failure to get an erection can be fixed by a therapist as well.

That looks like Boston. This doesn’t surprise me.

The monarchy should buck tradition and Prince Harry should become King so that his face can be put on British currency - although the downside of this will be that ladies will not want to part with their money.

I accidentally emailed my ex - who has the same first name as my husband - the venue contract for our wedding. Surprise!

I KNEW IT! I was just thinking, “I bet Thomas was the 1.”

I am reading this crap. It is wildly entertaining because it is so, so bad that it is hilarious.

I have the soundtrack and it’s a playlist on my iPhone called “This Is So Embarrassing.” But it is a really good soundtrack!

DAYUM! I hope I look as good as her when I’m 65...or right now would be fine actually.

You guys, I might actually read this.

Come on ladies, get on your toes and do some real push-ups! You only need to do 10. You don’t need to be crazy fit to do that many.

It looks like it’s surrounded by a circle of boobs with period clots in the middle.

Florida, you are on to the right idea.

$250,000 a year on Angie’s secret Taco Bell habit.

THAT WAS A REAL CHILD?! Am I the only one who thought it was a CGI baby?! Are you sure that is really the same person and not someone claiming to be the Cullen baby?

Halloween 2015. Done.

I dunno, with Brandon, Brody, and Burt I feel a B name coming. I hope she gets a celebrity-worthy name like Bisou Buttercup or Bluebell Flames. Or she could really branch out and be Lumos Jenner, which would be amazing.

Dear Future Teacher Of My Nonexistent Children,

Those months of house arrest must have been real tough if they only extended a few yards into her mystical fairyland garden.

Why isn’t Beyonce Number 2?!