I feel like the moral barometer might be different for most folks than it is for someone who thought hooking up with R. Kelly was a good idea a year ago.
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Unless you can prove unlawful inprisonment, the extra level of grossness is how he seems to have ‘learned lessons’ from his criminal trial, to be able to avoid illegality in his actions. The women - still young as all hell - are now technically of age, and have seemingly agreed (coerced more likely) to be in his inner…
“This is a very strange and unbeknownst allegation to us...”
What I will say is anyone who is involved with Mr. Kelly is free to come and go and communicate and eat and sleep when and where and how they please.
The easiest thing in the world to do is manipulate an underage girl who is enthralled with you.
“I think these things have to be proven. This is a very strange and unbeknownst allegation to us and there would be no way I could comment on it. It’s irrelevant. We don’t know who you’re talking about. This is just an allegation.”
I liked it better when The Onion was a satirical paper, instead of a prediction engine.
If you are a skittish, nervous, risk-adverse person, do not become a police officer.
This is oddly un-Jezebelian in nature.
I know. I am so confused. This “piece”is horrible..... Don’t forget that it’s about privileged young white people. Snooze fest. If I wanted to read Nicholas Sparks, I would.
Maybe the twist is that this actually happened in 1960 and they’ve been married for 50 years!
Graduated college and immediately bought a house? This story cannot be real.
My three-year-old son had been wearing his Paw Patrol T-shirt for a few weeks before I noticed something was…
Well. There’s my daily cause-for-vomit, and, look! Enough of it to last me at least the next week! But seriously WHAT THE HELL, GOVERNMENTS. I cannot hold this back by recycling and composting.
Finally, I can admit it.
Those in my life can attest to the frequent incredulousness with which I move through the world. Generally I do know …
“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”
‘They even hit an old lady with their van a few weeks ago”
I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…
I dunno, a lot of buttholes go to steakhouses.