AHAHAHAHAHA suffer with me fools!

BRING IT!

I lost my virginity to my first love at age 19 - and he absolutely broke my heart. Lying, and cheating, etc. In one of my many crying phonecalls to my mother I was like, "I lost my virginity to him! This is the end of the world! I wasted it on him!" and she was just like, "so what, have sex with someone else later."

This article mainly made me wish we didn't build sex up into this huge monumental THING. I wish we could treat it more like, I don't know, skiing. There are some risks you need to be aware of, some people start when they're young, other people don't try it until they're older, and there's nothing wrong with you if you…

I got into an argument over this on another forum, but as a former vet tech, what galls me is that the doctor allowed this. It required that the dog be kept under anesthesia for the tattoo, which occurred after the surgery. MAJOR surgery, that resulted in a large amount of blood loss, dangerously low body temperature,…

Okay well... teach them about menstruation if you must. But don't you DARE tell them what goes on in the girls' bathroom. If they find out about the cotton candy machines, they will whine *SO* much....

My sister just texted me "Hi darl, thinking of your face," so thanks for this. Thanks very very much.

So before the inevitable flood of comment about how Chipotle is the McDonalds of Mexican food and the food has no flavor and everyone who professes to like it is a hopeless culinary plebeian, let me just say:

That kid is hilarious. The tweet that read, roughly, "You can ban me, Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket" is one of the five greatest things I have ever seen in my entire life.

Can I just? For one moment?

Yes. Yes we do. Feminists are always fighting for the break down of oppressive gender norms and unfair assumptions that women are naturally and biological the more suitable parent. All. The. Time. It's basically what feminism is.

It's one of these magical feminist concerns that are expressed without ever writing about it or speaking about it.

I don't know if I should be scared or excited. Or both.
Either way:

Oh noez! Teh MRAs are coming to get you, Lindy!

You've just ruined cum for everybody.

oh god, I've long said that oysters have a texture like cum.