Calling her anything else would be disrespectful. Especially knowing that the nickname hurts her!

I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.

Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't even worth the time to explain to you, but let's try anyway, shall we? You're determined to put me in a box before even recognizing the problem with everything you're saying is fantastically cruel in its oversimplicity.

You don't understand fat acceptance. Fat acceptance is about accepting that people are valuable despite the state of their body at any given point in life. It's not accepting that their body is somehow healthy despite any ongoing problems. It's not about accepting that fat = healthy, or that fat should be a new…

Yes, I was also shocked to learn that mammals have hair. Shocked.

How, exactly, does showing emotion after losing a loved one make someone a "pussy"? I'm a dude, and when I lost my grandparents, I cried. I have no shame about that because human beings are allowed to have emotions, including grief and sadness.

SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT WANT THIS LOOFA I JUST SPENT THE PAST FIVE YEARS MAKING FOR YOU OUT OF MY OWN HAIR? OH MY GOD THAT IS INFORMATION THAT COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL TO ME FIVE YEARS AGO.

Mocking shitty grammar is more fun if the idiot is smart enough to be embarrassed. You're no fun.

Allow. You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Well we aren't having mass immaculate conceptions either.

i love when my boyfriend feeds the cats and says "tonight's special is chicken souffle" or some other fancy dish, even though it's the same food they get every night. sometimes he puts a bonito flake on it, just for garnish. he also makes up songs for them and is so polite, saying, "no thank you, i don't need a bath"…

THAT. IS. ADORABLE.

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Believe it or not, the claim that cigarette smoking during pregnancy might cause male homosexuality may be reality-based.

Well done. Truly a great victory for feminism.

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And how does a person respond to something like this? How does a woman who started reading this website as a teenager, who used to seek refuge here when her ideas about gender and equality were shot down by her friends, peers, and sometimes even family, who for some reason imagined this place as being a center for…

This is gross. You can spin it any which way you like, but it's fucking gross. Dunham is not, by a long shot, the only well-known person who has spoken out about body image. This is not the same as Redbookgate; you're specifically targeting a person with whom Gawker media and its community have some weird love-hate…

I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...