I mean... Simon Pegg. All day.

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

TO HELL WITH THAT NOISE

Has anyone else noticed a correlation between people who fawn over Adam Levine and those who enjoyed/will defend to the death Fifty Shades of Gray? Or is it just mediocre people in my life?

But Frankenstein's monster in the book was actually really eloquent he just had to learn! Hopefully Kyle follows the same path.

For the record I totally thought he was like Rocky like the other person...down to the blond shaggy do!

Yeah, I would LOVE to go to Hogwarts and Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley. I would love NOT to go to Panem. Capitol makeup makes sense cause... well it's pretty obvious. I like the Hunger Games books, but they're super depressing. It's not a story I want to in any way LIVE OUT.

Brooklyn women are picky b/c they can AFFORD to be, honey!

Yes the answer to hositility against non-white or foreign cultures in the US is to make yourself as much like a white USAmerican as possible. Or not. You're an asshole and by the way your screenname means monkey in Swedish.

Don't throw your undergarments on the ground.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

You made the right choice. I hate that "nothing tastes as good as thin feels" mantra because no, sorry, ice cream tastes better than thin feels. And pizza. And egg and cheese bagel sandwiches.

Actually, the whole premise that dark-skinned people don't have blonde hair is false, because blonde hair isn't exclusive to white people. People in Melanesia have evolved their own blondeness gene that is completely separate from the White European mutation. So she could potentially have naturally blonde hair without…

Seriously. My first thought was that they probably had a dress code rule that hair had to be one natural-looking color, which would be dumb but not racist. But if they were letting everybody else get away with random red streaks and suddenly when she dyes a piece blonde it's a problem ... yeah, that looks REALLY bad.

I don't think customers go to Hooters to look at hair.

My mom and dad split when I was 10.

I am so happy, in 2 weeks I am going to Italy on vacation :) Its a group tour, but I am going by myself. I am very excited.

CARROT DATING GET IT.

I'm curious - if these teenage girls had drugged these teenage boys, dragged them into a back room, and sodomized them - would we be trying to cut them some slack? Would we be saying, "Well, it's terrible what they did, but I mean, what were those boys expecting? Girls will be girls."

I love that, for all the terribly shitty things he said, this is what annoyed you enough to comment. And I'm being completely sincere. Thank you.

1am in the morning