So in The Matrix Online you could pick to work with Zion (to get out of the Matrix), the Merovingian (to stay in the Matrix but have greater freedoms), or the machines (to keep the Matrix just like it is now).

Hugo Weaving is, at least to my generation, the absolute apex of film villainy. And his unassuming look is a big part of that, even before we get into how he literally has the most frightening facial expressions in modern movies.

The sequels believed the hype of the first one. The first one had some philosophical points it wanted to make but was far more in on the joke and knew what it was doing, and specifically knew how to cut tension, create characters, and give you a break from the navel-gazing. The Wachowskis learned literally every wrong…

Fuck I missed this one when it hit and I don't know where to start with how good and right this article is.

GodDAMN was the Matrix a huge part of my adolescence. It hit at exactly the right age for me and all of my dipshit suburban pals to get fully entranced by every little thing about it, to the point where a friend in our group started writing hilariously bad self-insert stories about all of us basically getting "Matrix…

Is anyone else surprised to learn Eva Marie still works for WWE at this point?

Hi, my name is John Kroger and I'd like to apply for a writing job!

HEY 'ZO, IT LOOKS LIKE WE WALKED INTA SOME KINDA LI'L KIDS HALLOWEEN PARTY OR SUMTHIN', LET'S BLOW THIS POP STAND AND GET SOME SONIC'S OR KFC

At some point, Bray puts Randy in some kind of armbar and lowers Randy's hand into a bowl of cold spaghetti. Randy can't see the bowl and Bray whispers (spookily) that it's actually ~human brains~.

Run Lola Run is SO GOOD and I haven't watched it in a while either, I might need to get back to that soon.

Holy shit of COURSE it was on Fastlane, Fastlane fuckin' eats

I make no apologies for the way Finn Balor's abs and eyes make me feel, and I'm sorry you couldn't get past that!

Those first two check out, but…Crusader?

Okay I watched every PPV last year and I do NOT remember this happening.

Agreed fully - nobody is getting out from under the Roman/Lesnar shadow for a good long time, so the Miz (and Dean by a long shot) has an immediate ceiling and it sucks.

Swap French Connection and Two-Lane, and put Fury Road WAY higher, and you got a deal.

GOD I wish people thought of the A-Team movie more fondly, it deserves way better than the reception it got.

Upvoted for your insistence on calling him Ani at any age

>dislikes Crank

"The samples Mr. Mahal provides continue to melt through the beaker and cause significant damage to the vehicles transporting them back to the test site, so as of right now results are…inconclusive."