SoulmAIte?

That’s $!lly.

Don’t be ashamed.

Or you can let people play games the way they want to.  Your understanding isn’t required.  

I want you to know, four years later, because of this comment, I’m watching 8 Diagram Pole Fighter right now on Amazon, and it’s amazing.

I’m the drummer for Dynamite Thunderpunch and no joke this is a huge honor I always dreamed would happen. I’m also so curious as to how you even found out about us in a year we haven’t even done anything. If anyone cares we made a post-apocalyptic spaghetti western concept album that’s on spotify

That sounds like some kind of abstract nightmare.

“HE TOOK AWAY MY CHAINSAW AND NOW HE’S USING IT ON ME!”

Or an asexual version where they just follow some person around their apartment for an hour and twenty minutes.

The guard had had a big supper, and used his natural sleepiness against his attacker.

I came here specifically to find the person who would say this.

See also: F.F. Woodycooks on Mr. Show

Shake the crime stick!

No mention of F. F. Woodycooks and The Crime Stick?

I love this movie more than I care to admit.

The “Janie’s Got a Gun” scene in that would probably be my pick for this list.

Not Another Teen Movie is a great collection of gags that keeps it just above the Friedberg/Seltzer level, but below the Hot Shots: Part Deux level.

Every other scene in “Not Another Teen Movie”

Oh no I genuinely like several of these movies.

“If you don’t learn to master your rage - ”