Kids in movies only exist to get in trouble and need help. I don't wanna be Daniel or Spike getting endangered by the Decepticons, goddammit, I wanna be Optimus or Bumblebee coming to save the humans!

If I'm interpreting your post right, thank you.

Doom was actually going to be an Aliens licensed game until id decided to not waste their technology on a game more people would remember for being based on a movie. Whenever I want to get in the mood to replay the Doom series I usually wind up re-watching Aliens accordingly.

I also like his brief appearances as "Enthusiastic, Weenie Bartender" in Streets of Fire.

I say this every time but this might be my favorite year covered so far. There's nothing more I can say about Aliens other than I agree fully with this assessment, and it frankly still remains my favorite of the series. (I'm saying this as a guy who ranks Alien Resurrection third-best, though, so take that as you…

Okay, first of all I am so stoked NOFX and Joyce Manor have reviews on the AV Club, and I am actually really looking forward to this album.

I goddamn love Joyce Manor SO GODDAMN MUCH and while it did kind of sadden me they sort of abandoned "Of All Things…" I'm pumped that this is out. I haven't stopped listening to "Never Hungover Again" since it happened and I'm excited to see that there's songs on this album longer than 2:45, even if that's really…

"MOM WHY DID THE LOUD SCARY GUY IN THE FACEPAINT JUST TELL HULK HOGAN TO CRASH HIS OWN AIRPLANE AND ALSO WILL YOU BUY ME HIS SHIRT"

I've always wondered if the Enzo thing somehow made it worse. Like, I know people get hurt all the time and I really don't entirely blame Gotch for what happened, but I can't help but notice that their trip to Richard Scarry's Burytown started right around when Gotch hurt Enzo (who, let's face it, is going to have the…

This is my new favorite Bray analogy. He's exactly every 80s cartoon villian; a lot of bellowing and smoke and scary threats that amounts to nothing as he repeatedly gets his ass kicked by Optimus, Duke, the dude from MASK, and a group of plucky kids they met along the way.

For like a hot second, and they were then replaced with these charmingly 1991 wall and standing lamps everywhere that persisted until the house was demolished. Remember what everyone's lights looked like in American Psycho or most Michael Mann movies, that sort of weird pseudo Art Deco vibe? Kinda like that.

^^^ This a thousand times. A friend of mine once told me about all the lines he saw in his local mall for like midnight releases of new Air Jordans, and the vast majority of people in line said they were just gonna flip them on eBay as soon as they got home.

That's exactly what my bedroom as a kid looked like, and thanks to the slow onset of 70s nostalgia in cartoons and stuff of the time I actually felt pretty cool about it as opposed to recognizing how anachronistic it would have been, even with me having been born in the late 80s.

As a Scion xB owner I was briefly offended by this, and then remembered how cool it would be to drive a car like Satan would drive, so I retract my previous outrage.

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A MOVIE WHERE LOGAN PLAYS SATAN? I am SO DOWN

I would have happily read that, at that age. Maybe even now.

I recently read a quote, may have been in a Pro Wrestling Observer, wherein someone remarked how TNA got a drone, a gardener, and a boat over, while WWE can't get Roman Reigns over. Genius borne of desperation, perhaps.

Eh, that's…something, I guess. I got suckered into a number of meetings for similar positions with DishTV or whoever and a lot of them seem pretty commission-focused, which would drive me insane.

Was there still like a flat pay rate or is it nothing but commission?

The gun could also shoot drugs! The drug-shooting gun with drugs in the bullets so when you shoot, drugs come out!