And, I hate to say it, the M:I franchise has far fewer (and less-low) low points. I didn't much like Rogue Nation, but I think M:I-2 is MEGA underrated, and I really enjoy the series as a whole.

I prefer both Aliens and T2, so you're speaking my language, friend-o!

I actually really like this. I have seen the Animatrix but it's been a good long time, and I was a lot…dumber then.

I KNOW! Now I just have a story about *not* playing a show with Corey Feldman, and that bums the hell out of me!

What a GOOD ASS ALBUM. I love Descendants, and always will, and this album is fantastic. The article is correct in saying it hews a little closer to Everything Sucks, but as that's my all-time front-to-back Descendants favorite I can live with that.

I don't think he's a doctor.

Ugh, I bet it's great, I just don't know why it's so weird and left out of the fun!

Okay, then we'll save it for Deadspin!

Late Smith-era had that problem too, kind of around the point where he dressed like a Dickens character.

"I even got all big and muscular and stupid-looking too, and all I got was Michael Bay…"

NOW YOU DIE!

Now they're DOUBLE obligated to take our advice and do a Run the Series for it! Maybe they'll give us both a dollar to write it!

GREAT COSMIC UNCONSCIOUSNESS, MAN!

Okay, what has been the deal with Phantasm 2? It's the only one I've never seen, and a hardcore DVD/VHS collector friend of mine kind of half-explained once that the second one had a different distributor or something, so you always used to see boxsets of 1, 3, and 4.

Peter Capaldi is at least never the bad part of the Capaldi seasons.

You know…I liked Red State a lot, I really ought to…

YOU'VE SUMMONED IT! You're doing God's work, my friend.

*LOUD STAGE COUGHING* CASINO *COUGHING CONTINUES* ROYALE

Nope, but this sounds great, thank you!

Oh shit I forgot that was Richard E. Grant! Shame he didn't do a better job in Doctor Who, really.