I feel that way about most Christmas movies, honestly. Like, I can watch them basically from December 1 to Christmas Eve; any sooner and it seems forced, any later and the moment has passed.

Funny enough, a friend of mine insisted on calling the first one "Wreck-It Romney", so this joke never goes away!

oh shiiiiiiit

"And…and then he said 'up your butt with a coconut' and I think he was prepared to do it! Uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge."

I understand if you can't talk about it but I am DYING to know when this was and what one you worked for.

It might have saved us a few minutes of Bruce Wayne driving around trying to meet cops, at least.

(Oh, it's super bullshit, but I love it as an Early Internet Throwback) I'm actually super okay with how this works, although I feel like it would wreak havoc on a lot of servers in Switzerland or wherever.

You have my sympathies - I have to move right around when Fest happens but it's so up in the air I don't know if I can justify the time/expense this year, and it's killing me. KNAPSACK!

I'm gonna go ahead and assume so - while 95 was still pretty rad, it was kind of a low bar given as I was 7 for most of that year.

*slow clap*

Man, people beat me to all the good ones!

So how do ROMs work? Like, you're "supposed" to delete them after 24 hours, if I download them right before the Purge do I get an extra day to illegally play EarthBound?

Goddamn, beat me to it

"Express written consent? Aww, I only had implied oral consent!"

I remember there being a lot of internet speculation over that, but I find it kinda weird that they never explored that thread. Even with all of the problems in Rises (and I'm speaking as someone who liked it) I really think if that guy was supposed to be the Riddler there'd have been some payoff.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS POST, SIR OR MADAM

Seconded. I didn't know it was "grey" until like 2013.

I miss the Warner Bros. store so goddamn much. I always preferred it to the Disney Store, mostly for all the Batman shit.

The Offspring plays in this movie about as long as Queen plays in the goddamn Super Mario Bros movie.

My Summer of Awesomeness was exactly ten years after yours! Let's hear it for the 5s!