No, but it sort of pains me to admit this.

I could dig that, I feel like the voice they went with in the pilot was a little try-hard. H. Jon Benjamin might almost be a better Beef, if he was Ray he'd have to sass it up a little more than usual.

I read a joke somewhere else about how Watterson has spent his retirement painting gorgeous landscapes, and then pissing on them, and then burning them while he watches silently.

Calvin and Hobbes is the one comic I don't need anyone to ever give voices to in my lifetime, just ahead of Achewood (even after they tried).

Kinda rough that this is how they had to find out.

I liked it a lot, but a lot of it was remaining goodwill I have for Pierce Brosnan for being a good sport about the whole Bond thing. The Matador was also pretty great.

for the Twordfth day of Chriftmaf…

Is he gonna bring Clive Owen too?

Hey, I did that! Really, other than drinking that's kind of why I went to New York.

I think I'm getting my producers confused, as I was just about to make a joke about this movie including giant metal spiders, but actually I'm still okay with that happening.

I would have also accepted To Live And Let Die In LA

That's fair, although I'd probably have to ask her not to hog the damn wi-fi.

Is THAT what that column is about? Fuck, why haven't I been reading it before now?

I fully support the Third Amendment just to avoid awkward dinner conversation. Like, yeah, I probably have a ton in common with Sailor Mercury but how am I gonna break the ice there? She's just at my house until Queen Beryl is stopped, what the hell do I have to talk to her about?

The Riddick series is generally pretty well regarded, although I'm not sure how much of that is attributable to Vin Diesel. Even if Chronicles didn't quite pan out, people really like Pitch Black and I feel like the last one (just "Riddick") did well enough, and I remember really liking it.

I loved it as a kid in the elementary school library, but it's probably one of those "you had to be there" things.

He was a guest at least once on The Flop House and as you can imagine it was pretty fantastic.

HIGH FIVE, TRAVIS! You gotten back to Beef Head Video yet?

I…but…

NO IT'S FINE PAPA SEAN IS GONNA COME BACK FROM THE STORE AND WE CAN BE A FAMILY AGAIN