En garde! I'll let you try my new Metamucil!

Goddamn what I wouldn't give to live in a world where I could change my user name to Gross Zachary Antics.

See, I didn't actually like Tom Goes To The Mayor that much, which prevented me from watching Awesome Show! for longer than I find acceptable in hindsight.

Goddamn, I love Tim and Eric as a team but I'm always way more interested in Eric's side projects. He's got a hell of an eye for visuals, and he's one of the handful of directors lately I've seen compared to David Lynch who actually has anything in common with Lynch.

NOR DO I, WHO CAN WE TURN TO IN THIS TIME OF NEED?

Weird Al: Every Parody Ever

Is it an issue with page settings, or your account, or something? I honestly didn't see them for months until just recently, and I don't think I can participate since I'm in Disqus.

Where/how does one apply? I've been shot down by other publications I love and I wanna keep the streak alive!

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Sitting through a live screening of their stand up comedy feature was the most awkward and difficult thing I've ever seen in a movie theater. And this is coming from a huge EIT! fan.

Probably still trying to finish Atlas Shrugged.

It kind of blows my mind that Family Guy's original run was long enough ago that it happened while The X-Files was still a going concern.

Soultaker is one of the first handful of MST3k episodes I ever saw and I still hold it in high regard.

THAT'S exactly my problem with the Sci-Fi episodes. The movie segments were just as funny as ever (even with Different Crow) but the between-movie bits tended to kind of drag, not go anywhere, and land with a thud. I still contend that there's at least two Sci-Fi episodes, Soultaker and Space Mutiny, that belong in…

It sorta helps if you hear them out of order, too - for the longest time my only two THS albums were Boys and Girls and Almost Killed me, exclusively due to songs from those albums playing over the credits of movies I'd seen. I was well aware of the Party Pit long before Banging Camp, and I feel hearing them out of…

His show wasn't very good, but this is all I know of him.

I STILL CANNOT DEAL WITH THOSE DAMN THINGS TO THIS VERY DAY

I…I have not, no. But I will!

Is/was this in theatres? I really want to see this but I assumed it was already on DVD here.

"An earlier version of the script also included a protracted visit to a hostess club, as well as a lengthy brawl outside of a video store that would have required a stuntman to be pummeled senseless with no less than three signs from outside nearby businesses."