I have never agreed with a HateSong article more than this. Thank you, Mara.

something something "damn weiner kids!"

Gonna get in here before everyone starts getting mad about "punk", one way or another: Sundials owns even if I can't tell most of the songs on "When I Couldn't Breathe" apart, I love this guy's voice, and I basically have the AV Club to thank for keeping me abreast of their releases.

I am according to everyone I work with or anyone who's ever checked my ID or debit card, so…

If you don't mind messing around with MAME for a second (and it's really not as bad as it looks, honest) then yes!

can't argue it

It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor, and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife.

Max Payne or Last Boy Scout? Max Payne, sadly, is one of my favorite video game adaptations; it's not badly written or filmed, everyone's performance is…acceptable, and it's probably the most faithful to the source material out of any of them except MAYBE the first Silent Hill.

That's the "Captain Kirk Stops A Train", right? I was curious.

Ridley Scott himself has always considered them connected, even if it isn't exactly canonical.

Where does "If You Live, Shoot!" fall? I don't know much about Django but I thought that movie was pretty neato.

I had that exact same problem until my first year media studies class wherein we watched "Wag the Dog" and I didn't see John Cusack within the first twenty minutes.

My only exposure to Tony Scott for the longest time was The Last Boy Scout and True Romance, both of which I love, and as such I didn't really understand people's complaints about "Tony Scott directing" until I saw Man on Fire. Being a big Max Payne fan I liked that movie, but I understood EXACTLY what people were…

HEY

Do you have an Xbox 360 or PS3? There's ports you can buy in their respective online stores. It holds up really well.

PLEASE, CONTINUE KICKING IF IT WILL BRING THE REGULAR SHOW REVIEWS BACK

Neither are the Bond movies and AMC used to do a ton of those around the holidays.

FUN FACT: I swear to god I was just about to post this same thing. He is the ONLY redeemable part of TMWTGG (which has long been my least favorite Moore Bond) but imagining him as Bond himself is pretty amazing.

OH GOD I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL I DESERVE THIS

I always avoided posting in the Regular Show comments because I didn't feel like I had anything intelligent or worthwhile to contribute, and now it's too late! My inaction has damned us all!