I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

Racists don’t deserve the type of consideration you’re asking for nor are many real life bigots that far off from this depiction. We get to see that shit on the nightly news today. I’ve heard this type of shit on the L train coming into work, y’know?

As a Red Sox fan, I feel that Levine handled this perfectly.

there’s always an incest truther

Oh, deer, what an unfortunate event. It has me all doe-eyed.

There’s something about the phrase “gently obscured nipples” that makes me giggle, too. 

This is a very good question. I, too, would like to know the answer.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

This is really interesting, because corporations are not moral actors. I’ve been paying attention to commercials (sociology major, can’t help it), and I’ve noticed that advertisers are still using same-sex and interracial couple and families and gender bending in their commercials. That’s really significant to me, it…

I wonder how many people are buying these on clearance clothing and cutting out the tags.

Just fuck already.

“Hey [star free agent], you should come play for the Knicks! Sure, we exist permanently in the purgatory between tanking and the No. 6 seed and, sure, the roster is a bizarre mix of very young and VERY old players, mostly the latter. But this is your chance to be a New York basketball legend! You too could one day…

I want to see this movie. But no one I know wants to go.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

Lol. I was banned from Jez during the Unfortunate Post Incident, then they rolled it back and just wouldn’t ungrey me during The Great UnGreying. I’m persona non-grata for Kara. But fuck’em. This site doesn’t belong to them. If it did, the post outing a non-political mid-level business dude would still be up. Go to…

Dude. *looks around nervously*

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

1. I have never seen Miracle on 34th Street.

So, I think the owner’s statements of believing the car is unsafe and all that escalation to be a little defensive, even though $100k USD is a lot for a car that probably isn’t worth quite that much.