Cumin! I meant cumin, I swear! Damn space bar.

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

I thought that was 711?

It is not racist to say a country that is permissive of rape, is permissive of rape.

It’s India. Anyone surprised? Anyone.....Bueller.....Bueller.....

I demand more local multiplayer. There aren’t nearly enough games with couch co-op.

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

If Democrats play nice, like, ever again, even for an instant, even for the “greater good” (whatever that is) - they (we?) will continue to lose and deservedly so. “America” as a noble concept or vessel for liberal democracy is done. Dead and gone. The only thing that matters now is taking and holding power until the…

Oh, you mean that band that Paul McCartney was in before Wings?

*falls off chair*

And here’s actor Mark Hamill, known not just for playing Luke Skywalker but for voicing the Joker in the Batman Arkham video game series

Considering we don’t even recognize ISIS as a nation (nor should we), what exactly do you want Congress to declare war on? An idea?

...it’s just what he believes. He’s entitled to that.

Problem is, a lot of women must have voted for these asshats as well.

30 year old me totally agrees with you. I just..can’t anymore.

But how else am I going to spend a whole paycheck on a multi-day gauntlet of blistering sun, filthy hordes, and 2 bands I actually like embedded deep within 17 I don’t?

Music festivals are vastly overrated.

The unfortunate truth is that 95% of the population, particularly those who scream “lip sync” don’t understand the technical challenges of music, any music in an outside venue. Or, any venue for that matter.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.