prezmerkinmuffley
Merkin Muffley
prezmerkinmuffley

Yeah I used to work in that industry and certain business areas still demand impact printers, for some reason.

NFC support would be better. But, yeah, by then it'll all be neural implants 

Because they delight in mockery...

Style guides used to be a thing. 

Thats a lot of words to avoid acknowledging that paper just scans better than the shitty phone screens on average.

Oh you will be in plastic handcuffs long before then

Because they need to VERIFY IT IS ACTUALLY YOU.

They know that the paper scans 900% better than their buggy app.

What’s a book?”

Anybody that’s watched a clueless twaaat fumble with his phone for 30 second holding up boarding?

Or the phone is too dim

Spirit does this in Vegas. Watching the slowdowns from nitwits trying to scan from their phones is priceless. But very, very time consuming 

I mean who hasn't had the screen saver on their Letter Sized bond paper go out at just the wrong time?

This. Anybody that’s watched some clueless 22 y/o twaaat fumble with his screen saver and brightness for 45 Seconds while holding up the boarding queue? Knows how worthless this whole take is.

It doesn't. None of these mouth-breathers has ever seen what happens when power goes down for weeks after a flood, hurricane or big fire. 

All you guys bragging about IP based services on the cell network clearly have never left Mom’s basement long enough to experience what happens when the power goes out for days in a crisis.

Actually, the definition of fascism revolves heavily around a core group of strongmen pols colluding with corporate interests to control society while profiting mightily.

Thus showing we don’t even need AM Radio for hate speech when we can come here and find dozens of comments like yours.

1st Gear: it’s funny the read the Cult Pravda Site’s coverage of these results as “Tesla beats plan, great quarter “ when actual financially -astute coverage is more like:

And let's not ignore that the original concept target for what eventually became the Model 3 stripper was $25k.