previouslyprommie
previouslyprommie
Jun 26 2017
2

You bought and tasted one of those things, didn’t you?

Jun 26 2017
28

These owners must come from pretty open-minded, laid-back communities. My neighbors all complained and ultimately had me arrested when I attempted to enter my ugly dog.

Jun 25 2017
7

Maybe they looked too Muslim to the officers (read as black = Muslim). That water might have been from Flint so the officers were concerned there was a terrorist attack via bottled water.

Jun 25 2017
21

How else are these “heroes” going to teach them their place in American society, then later get to complain how angry these kids are at the world for no reason.

Jun 13 2017
16

Reports are out that Melania and Robert Mueller are having lunch together tomorrow, on Trump’s Birthday!!!

Jun 13 2017
8

My tolerance has reached ‘accidentally ODing on a bag of fire’ levels of high. I used to morbidly joke with the What Fresh Hell crowd, but now every morning I just sit down at my browser and am like

Nov 13 2016
162

I keep reading, and hearing, everybody talking about the mid-terms in two years and the next election in four years, or even how, in the freaking 2030s, when the demographics change, the left will get back into power. The problem with all this is that everybody’s assuming there will be a Left left in the2030's, or Read more

Nov 10 2016
13

You think that’s bad? Wait until they hold a Constitutional Convention.

Oct 6 2016
91

Ain’t nobody ever gonna accuse Donald Trump of thinking through the implications of literally anything he says, for even a second.

Oct 6 2016
88

Many very smart people are saying this dinner was a meeting with representatives from NAMBLA.

Oct 6 2016
3

Just curious, but on the scale of 1-100, with “1" being the worst candidate ever and “100" being the absolute perfect candidate, where would you rank Trump and Clinton? Read more

Sep 29 2016
2

True story: I had to direct a television interview with him once, and he couldn’t fit in the chair we had supplied and we ended up putting him on a stool.

Sep 29 2016
26

Chris Christie: “A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You are suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder from being in the Pentagon when it was struck by a plane.” The man says, “Doc, I think I wanna second opinion!” The doctor says, “OK- your breath stinks!” Read more

Aug 30 2016
16

That statue could be either presidential candidate in the back of the truck from the physique profile.

Aug 26 2016
4

I’m in my early 30s, I have two kids, and a stable career. I want to get a vasectomy but my wife says no. What say you?