I can’t say cromulent embiggens this sort of memory for me.

Drew last week I invented a new drinking game in which I took a shot every time you said “like” on the Deadcast. I played for about 10 minutes, but then I died. I am dead. I am typing this from hell where I am still hungover from drinking every time you said “like” on the Deadcast.

You say MJ and I say Kareem Abdul Jabbar is the GOAT. Kareem won on every level he has ever played on. He won 3 city titles in high school, 3 national championships at UCLA to MJ’s 1 title and it would have been 4 but Jabbar was not allowed to play his freshman year because the NCAA has always been stuck stupid. Throw…

for the vast majority of an entire decade teams were playing for second place to the bulls. We probably will never see anything like that again.

This taek embiggins us all, well done Drew.

Fuck it, if I win the lotto I’m buying that and spending every day getting drunk and pretending I’m Newman in Jurassic Park.

Got a lot of idiots ‘round these parts.

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.

Facebook exists so you can receive notification of family events that you will not attend (cousin’s birthday, nephew’s baby shower, baptisms). Nobody sends real world invites to anything other than weddings anymore.

Ben Carson is a Johns Hopkins surgical staffer. So, mn thank you.

We had a long debate about whether to go with “bougie,” “bourgie,” or “bourgois.” Bougie obviously won out, but I don’t think the matter is settled.

Can we change punch in the face to a kick in a certain region?

Bro Diesel Trucks, all of them. If you roll coal, you’re getting a fist sandwich.

I also love how it was the Republicans who drained the fund, and it’s Republicans trotting out the “government stole from the fund!”

Demolishing historic structures with kickbacks for his union cronies without listening at all to any reuse possibilities. He also likes that. Milkshakes and that.

I’m from NJ. Christie (somehow elected twice) is a nightmare and is arguably our worst governor in the past 20-30 years.

When did all the fatties lose their jollyness?

And finding his dick.

Ah, yes. Your “parents’ guest room,” f/k/a your room, except that Mom just had to have that cute goddamned trundle bed and a new sewing/knitting room, so now all your sweet-ass posters, trophies, and senior homecoming shit has been reduced to a picture of you and your sister, and that dogshit art project painting of…