In the specific case of New Jersey, sir, the pensions are underfunded because a succession of Governors have simply NOT made the required contributions, in order to balance the State budget. Nothing to do with rosy projections or faulty formulae.

That's true, assuming the person or entity you loan the money to (a bond is a loan) is not going to welch on their debt. Have you not heard about this thing called "entitlement reform?" Its politician-speak for "welch on the debt." They are not going to pay back the money. They talk about it openly, they formally…

Hey, we borrowed the Social Security money for a goddamned good purpose! To give tax breaks to the rich!

They can wake her up in the future.

They didn't dislike RG3 because he was black. They disliked him because he was uppity, shiftless, and lazy.

Everyone's mileage varies, I guess.

Have you ever had properly fitted and worn-in boots? I find the ankle support invaluable in reducing fatigue. The ankle support of heavy duty boots reduces the amount you are using your muscles to brace yourself in uneven footing, and they are worth the extra weight.

So that means you can kill them?

If enough birthdays pass it will sadly become moot.

I thought ALL journalism consisted of copy and pastes from press releases.

Luxury! We dreamed of living in a bar bathroom. We lived in a rolled up newspaper at the bottom of a septic tank.

That's a tried and true coaching philosophy. You never heard of Phillip Fulmer?

Yet so many people manage not to do savage and inhuman things, even when in a crowd.

Somebody has to tell them. A clitoris hunting-guide should be part of mandatory sex education for all boys.

No, that is not true. Reagan had been in politics for over 20 years and was Governor of California before he ran. No comparison whatsoever.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't kill off Robert Evans! The Kid stays in the blog, dammit. If you are tired, let me guest-write some Robert Evans stuff, it will just get you aggravated at how bad I am and make you realize how much better you could do it and next thing you know you will be right back in the saddle. The glory…

“I wanna wake up where you are. . . . ." Arrrggghhhhhhhh! Goo Goo Mathews (and the modern version Jack Johnson) suck so hard!

Remember, Yvan Eht Nioj!

That's as funny as that time Donald Trump pretended to run for president.

So, they could be completely incomprehensible to us, kinda like David Foster Wallace?