And then there are the diaper changes.

I guess they were all just following orders.

Only Yogi could pay his $180 a month hotel bill on his $90 a month salary, I suppose.

How many Courics did that monstrous, awe-inspiring turd weigh?

Verily I chortled like a football god when I saw the comparison of haughty dipshit Greggggggg Easterbrook and haughty mustachioed dipshit Tom Friedman.

(crickets)

I heard from a chick who knew a guy who was Eli's roommate at Ole Miss who said that when Eli was starting at Ole Miss, he WAS still a virgin. OK, I know, I know, I know someone who heard from someone, but still.

Eating Payton’s shit, that’s a joyful thought.

That is absolutely the least beautiful "beauty" queen ever. She has a nasty funky make up job on, anyway, yuck.

Merrill said that shit, they might have only been 1-0, or had a 2 game winning streak later in the season.

Is not "both tears of," is "tears of both." Are you being native speaker English of?

As Eddie Vedder would say "hggrrrrr hawwww urgghhhhh awwwwww!"

Extra extra credit because its Tarantino.

Good lord I think I have heard that within the last year.

I remember once around 1999 the Iggles managed to get to 2-0, and Merrill Reese (sp?) started musing about the future. In his mind, the undefeated season and Superbowl win were not even worth talking about, that went without saying. Merrill started musing about the impact the Iggles awesomeness would have on…

Have you read this, Mr. Magary? I recommend it. You did the same thing there, very nice.

Its capitalist science! Let the marketplace decide which theories succeed, and which theories fail.

I heard it all the time in 1970s Florida. Lots of other, worse expressions, too. The worst and most common were probably “Nigger rich,” and “nigger-rigged” (also “African-engineered"). You could hear these things all the time.

Alabama should be proud. Amurrica, damn straight. The ultimate "hey, ya'll, watch this," normally a redneck's last words, but he freakishly survived.

This is reminding me of that Laura Dern movie, Citizen Ruth.