There was once a writer who called himself “Saki.” Whats the kerfuffle all about here anyway? Nothing better to be outraged about today?

Mickey Rooney?

So what you are saying is that its the Roadhouse of Gladiator vs. Kung Fu movies?

Whats next, "Stuff the Jews in the Cattle Cars?"

Cavalier! Be gone, evil monstrosity. Not worth the effort, not even worth changing the oil, throw it away when it gets dirty, not worth washing. Horror car.

I tried to make a motocross bike surf across water once. Problem was I left out the modification part. It was 1979, and I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time (or maybe it was a bong, I can't remember), and I had bought an old beat up Yamaha dirt bike, I think like a 90cc or something like…

I tried to completely rebuild a 1972 Ford 352 Cleveland Cobra Jet engine from my Gran Torino (same one as in the movie). It was a 4 speed manual and I over-revved it somehow and bent some of those rods that push on the valve rocker arms? So since it had 70,000 miles on it, which in the day meant it was near death, I…

Why, slavery was a benevolent institution! They had it better than back in Africa! They were valuable and so were well cared-for. I have heard all of these statements, many times, from living breathing white men who seem unaware of what they are saying, the implications of it, that they have no moral problem with…

The blame would appear to belong to New York magazine. The absurdity of the New York story’s conjecturing should have been what Gawker made a story.

Long thin things can float vertically, 90% of it could have been up to 6 feet under water. Fucking duh. You know what else gets covered with barnacles? Boats, the bottoms of boats. Yet they float! How can this mystery be solved? Can a floating object flip over occasionally, so that first one then the other side is…

The moral culpability is as great in the case of attempts, but I think that the "victim" of an attempted murder would agree that the damage done is somewhat less. The non-existent non-victims of attempted statutory rape, for example, manage to completely avoid the theoretical harm that would have affected their…

I think we can safely announce to the spouses of the “outed” Ashley Madison users that they can relax. They can rest assured that their spouse perhaps attempted adultery, but failed miserably. And the fact that they were actually paying money to Ashley Madison most likely means they were unsuccessful in any other…

I actually watched Smokey and the Bandit last weekend! As a goof, I am so old I did see it in a theater when it came out. This IS the perfect symbol of the South! Closeted machismo for the win!

English grammar different much to you writering.

Where did these idiotic Trump fanboys suddenly come from? Make them go away.

They forgot to add "No Fat Chicks."

That was the issue, salt water.

Mercury Bravo-3, late 90s, early 2000s. An inherently defective, unfixable product, that they just kept selling, and telling everyone whose drives corroded into pieces in a year "its you fault, you should have replaced the zincs daily."

This is the state of the discussion of national policy in America, we don’t need no stinkin’ experts, or academics, or people with any experience or knowledge of what they speak, lets just listen to any old asshole with an opinion, drunks in bars, skid row bums, random hobos, or, worse still, Donald Trump, or hey,…

Now known as Doctor Ben Carson syndrome.