Nah, nope, nuh uh.

I should have sent in mine. Middle college years, summer vacation working at a shore restaurant, drive a waitress home to mom and dad's house, pull into driveway, next thing you know, hey the 1980 Honda Civic passenger seat goes back all the way and there is plenty of room for two 20 year olds! But I had not put on…

The old joke here in the tri-state area, deployed when ranking on someone's mom, goes something like this "I heard your mother spread her legs and there was a 7 semi pileup when they mistook her for the Lincoln Tunnel."

NO. They are actually fat potato pancakes. Really.

Look at you, flaunting your statistics on Us Weekly's use of the word "flaunt."

You take the alcohol orally, that was your mistake. And I think what you want is ethyl alcohol.

"Biological snatch juice" is the greatest phrase ever written.

Terrestrial plants are capitalized but seaweed is not? Man, English is complicated.

Alcohol is the most effective lubricant.

Someone is filming a miniseries that's going to re-enact the OJ trial, so with that and this, we can all just re-live the '90s! Someone has to get on making a dramatization of the Clinton Impeachment (Or maybe a broadway musical, or an Opera, based on the Monica Blowjob, then we will have it all. Except the jobs, they…

What about the US straight 6s? That old slant 6 dodge motor in the Darts and such that ran forever, the many pickup truck straight 6s. Not like BMW invented them.

WRT big data and the surveillance state, a few years ago, New Jersey switched to a digital photo system for drivers licenses, and the DMV had the bright idea of taking all of the photos of every single person who had an NJ license, and running them through comparison software to see if anyone matched anyone who was…

This is jumping the shark with the Great Gazoo on your shoulders holding Scrappy Doo.

Is that you, Jameis?

The lesser Biden is cool, though.

Remember the time Romney's loser son Tagg or Trip or whatever tried to kill Obama by giving him the Mormon Death Glare of Hate during the debate? That was a great one, it was like he thought he was Tom Cruise and could control other people with his mind.

I just can't stop thinking that this was tongue in cheek.

I think they left the factory that way. Sideways.

Whats that new fake moral panic drug that's got the Man all up in arms with the feats of naked superhuman strength (is that a festivus thing?) Kronkite? Khalreesi? Did this guy recently travel to Florida?

Why do you fight the Polish?