Between this and the fact that she wore Marchesa to the Met I’m not sure how much stock we can put in her lip service

Jesus, doesn’t she have any sense of self-preservation?

I’m all for accurate representation of these pills, but the Black Mirror episode did not bother me because it is a science fiction show. It is entirely possible that in that world, taking a pill can induce an abortion. There’s absolutely no reason to expect their pills to adhere to our real-world standard.

One of my best friends who lives upstairs from me is one of those people who wear shoes and socks at home. I can hear her clomping around at night. I don’t understand it.

I’m so sorry, that must be so painful for you. I have a brother who is not this bad, but spouts some of the same nonsense. It’s terrible when your own family members think these hateful things.

A woman doesn’t have to be beautiful, but she should hold our attention. I don’t see this with Amy Schumer. I have no problem with her. I just think she’s boring.

I’m ok with this, but I’m a little tired of suburban angst by Tom Perrotta. There’s been so much of it.

What, you’ve never heard of white tears?

Ok, she looks like Judy Garland. She still doesn’t resemble Renee Zellweger

I just bought some of those. I LOVE them. And I was old enough to wear them in middle school ...

That’s ... actually kind of sad? I don’t know. I don’t care that much, but I thought they really loved each other and I thought it was sweet. And now we have reached the end of my thoughts about this.

How the hell does this not have more stars? This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

Plenty of people use the phrase B-movie these days, especially if you’re from LA and have grown up around movies. I use it, and I’m 33.

As a brown Asian girl adopted by white parents, I will be trying this one out. I’ve wanted to tell my story in some way for a long time, and I’ll be curious — very curious — how they tell this one.

I’ll just leave this here

Ronan looks exactly like Frank Sinatra

I’m fine with Vin Diesel. He stays in his lane.

Never let it be said that we aren’t petty

... Yeah, there’s no way in hell that’ll happen.

HA!