Neither of these things need to be respected.

Lol Mormonism sucks

This should be upvoted more. I have the utmost respect for you.

Either the manager scoops it up and throws it in the cash drawer, or whoever discovers it pockets it.

Tell us, tell us!!

My boyfriend has one that says “Cuntler” on the back

Actually ... she isn’t! Two of the pictures are reversed. You can tell because of the hair.

If you don’t mind my being nosy, how did it end with them? Did one of you get jealous?

That is awesome, how did it turn out?

They tried to have it before. Like 2,000 people RSVP’d (some of my friends included). They canceled it because 2,000 people all wanting to pet your dog is kinda scary! Ugh I still wanna go though

I’ve actually found that my skin has improved. You know what I used to get? Bacne. Don’t get it anymore, and my skin is super smooth to boot (and I don’t get dry patches either!).

I actually haven’t used soap on my body in 3 years and I’ve had no complaints. I just rinse off in the shower. People are always shocked when I tell them that because I’m the kind of neat, clean-looking, young Asian woman that no one would suspect of being a dirty hippie.

Ok Captain Obvious

It’s funny, because I would haaate that. Just get to the point already! Are we going to screw or aren’t we?!

I’m also a lawyer and a dentist in my spare time

Excuse me who dis

Dude relax

I hate this shit too. Check should be per table. Unless you want slow service this is not the way to go. People don’t understand that switching between checks on the system takes time, it’s not that your server is bad at it

You can also split the check and have them tip more, that kind of evens it out.

Usually I just jam my foot in there