This is totally besides the point but that is definitely a woman who embraces her wrinkles. At least she didn’t go the Nicole Kidman route.

What how

No! No! Sand in your pussy! Ouch!

That’s really weird. Why would the guests care so much? Is it because they don’t think these charities are for good causes? People are bizarre.

boring

That is a BEAUTIFUL cat. My god. It’s perfect.

Given our society, there is much more of a congratulatory attitude towards a man who has a conventionally attractive female partner. By contrast, if a man (who is considered handsome) has a less attractive girlfriend, there seems to be somewhat of an aura of shame about it. If you want a pop culture example, I would…

Oh my god I need spaghetti RIGHT NOW where is it

Can people sue you if they find out that it’s actually a wedding??

Lots of women are just more forgiving than men when it comes to looks.

This is a FANTASTIC IDEA. Oh my god you just blew my mind

Anna Kendrick is waaaaayyyy too perky and American to pull off Amy Winehouse. That chick was DARK.

Is everybody blind? That is a dolphin. A DOLPHIN NOT A SHARK, SHEEPLE

Damn! Hard to please!

You’re so weird. I like you.

Are they still married??

No dude, that’s fucked up. He should be there for you, especially since you’re visibly upset. Talk to him.

This is another one of those New York City things, isn’t it? Does anybody actually read these books or do we just talk about them?