I love all of this so so much!!

This story is everything to me

Ha! Aww. I’d like to see a picture of your dad.

Oh man that’s fucking horrible. What an awful thing to do.

I LOVE THIS STORY

I mean, that doesn’t necessarily mean she’s a bitch. I say that sometimes about people. Sometimes you just have to say “Fuck everything.”

Well to be fair, Natalie Portman has always kind of sucked. She’s been in what ... 2 good movies? 3 if you count Closer? (The other ones are The Professional and Black Swan)

SO MANY STARS! STARS FOR YOU!

I’m sorry, what kind of useless fucking guy is Pete? My boyfriend would be in his face if some guy tried to shut me down like that. I’m sorry for your experience. But men need to step up when this shit happens.

I don’t know. Because ... he was ... white?

Okay. On the one hand, yay, I love fashion. On the other hand, she was a fucking artist. Nobody would do this for a male artist. It feels a tiny bit useless.

Where do you buy your bras??

Whaaaat? Who thought this was a good idea? Bad, horrible timing, sheesh.

Seriously? Why don’t you waste your time being offended about something else.

OK dumbass

Here you go.

It just all seems so needlessly complicated. I mean, whatever, other people can do what they want, whatever floats their boats, etc, but the sheer amount of management gives me a bloody headache.

Whatever it costs it still doesn’t account for most impossibly boring sport that ever existed. (“Fishing” is not a sport)